Ker-runch, Ker-rack, oh Bo11ox!
Ker-runch, Ker-rack, oh Bo11ox!
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SlvrCrb

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1,180 posts

263 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Was the sound as I reversed the Cerb into an S Class at 6am at Gatwick t'other day. Hardly a mark on the front of the Merc but the Cerb has a ruddy great split from tail pipe to boot lid with the paint cracking in a line over the boot towards the rear o/s and more split GRP in the arch.

Initially the ins co wanted to write it off over the phone (without even inspecting it!!) but with some valuable advice and info from fellow PH'ers managed to find a GRP repair shop who not only are dealing with (and kicking up the arse) the ins co, but they will have her back on the road by early July with a full respray and all my little 'dings' from the last 70k miles sorted to boot. (?!)

And yes my pride is as dented as the Cerb would have been if made of metal and I've had the appropriate amount of p155 extracted by my 'friends' as well, but feel free to add more as you see fit.

To make me feel better tho a mate let me have a proper blat in his 360 on Saturday and actually I was fairly impressed by the experience. Little understeery but apart from that it's cracking ride.

So not only have I mangled the Cerb but I'm now driving enjoying driving round in Fezza's. Line up here with the rotten tomatoes. One at a time. No pushing.... biggrin



Buffoon

881 posts

234 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Ah yes! The old rear view mirror syndrome. Never need it in a Cerb going forwards, then forget to use it going backwardsyes
That's why the kind people at TVR supplied gearboxes that don't like selecting reverse, but everyone has a Blonde moment now and thenhehe

Hope you get it sorted and you get that spaghetti-munching out of your systemhehe

DonnyMac

3,634 posts

233 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Pics?

Mr M

1,276 posts

232 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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DonnyMac said:
Pics?
Schadenfreude hehe

Yes lets have pics!

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Ouch


You Tool hehe

SlvrCrb

Original Poster:

1,180 posts

263 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Here you go Carnuts...








Del 203

12,728 posts

279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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T-Cut ??




HTH

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Del 203 said:
Cnut !!




HTH
EFA

Del 203

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279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Harshwink

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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but I think you will find.....

oggs

8,817 posts

284 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Del 203 said:
Harshwink
But Fairwink

Del 203

12,728 posts

279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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touching cloth said:
EFA
Ptw..? Are you askin for something fella ??


;)

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Obviously I meant the hippie not you..... duh.


;)

Del 203

12,728 posts

279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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touching cloth said:
Obviously I meant the hippie not you..... duh.


;)
Thought sowink


Oggler ??

Edited by Del 203 on Tuesday 20th May 15:54

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Del 203 said:



Oggler ??
I certainly did

oggs

8,817 posts

284 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Del 203 said:
touching cloth said:
Obviously I meant the hippie not you..... duh.


;)
Oggler ??
How the f##k could it be me!!

rolleyes

Del 203

12,728 posts

279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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touching cloth said:
Del 203 said:



Oggler ??
I certainly did
Wota

Byker28i

92,188 posts

247 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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Oh bks, but at least it'll be repaired. GrahamN's looked great on the isle of man after his repair from a rear end shunt

HyattsTVR

75 posts

227 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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i would have sued the Merc driver !!! for parking there !

Del 203

12,728 posts

279 months

Tuesday 20th May 2008
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oggs said:
Del 203 said:
touching cloth said:
Obviously I meant the hippie not you..... duh.


;)
Oggler ??
How the f##k could it be me!!
Obviously not the accusing you of being a hippie!!! just thought you would be retracting & then aiming your quote at the hippiewink as Mr Cloth did smile