Which spoiler should i go for?

[QuiteQuietCerb]

Hi all,

Been thinking of trying to make my car look as stylish as the Tuscan, so have decided to fit myself a rear spoiler. I've narrowed my choice down to 3, see below. I'm thinking of having the one i choose in white, as a nice contrast to my black car, possibly with a Knight Rider style red LED light in.

I'm hoping the spoiler will also provide me with a bit more downforce for when i fit my new nitrous kit.

Any feedback would be greatly appreciated.

[TT Tim]

Nah, you need something more extreme.



Tim

[IanMack]

I think somone has cracked your password again Kostas

[jellison]

This IS a Piss take RIGHT!

[QuiteQuietCerb]

Hi Ian/John,

Afraid not, i'm going for it. I saw one recently that had a spoiler and it looked awesome.

Don't you think it will go with the car?

[itsallyellow]

What are you using the car for???

If its a road car ive never heard of anything so rediculous!! Dont ruin a perfectly good car!

Maybe a skyline may be better for you??

If its for track use i retract the above

all imo of course

[jellison]

QuiteQuietCerb said:

Hi Ian/John,

Afraid not, i'm going for it. I saw one recently that had a spoiler and it looked awesome.

Don't you think it will go with the car?

If you want to look like a CHAV - GO FOT IT.

But trust me - people will be saying behind you back "What a Cock". The Cerb is one of THE Pure Shapes.

It does not need any of this CRAP.

[itsallyellow]

jellison said:

QuiteQuietCerb said:

Hi Ian/John,

Afraid not, i'm going for it. I saw one recently that had a spoiler and it looked awesome.

Don't you think it will go with the car?

If you want to look like a CHAV - GO FOT IT.

But trust me - people will be saying behind you back "What a Cock". The Cerb is one of THE Pure Shapes.

It does not need any of this CRAP.

[Timmy2TARs]

begone from these parts, O Tasteless one!

[newberry]

the third one is the nuts but you'll need some 20" spinners and some stick on fake air vent and some neons to finnish it off.

[JensenA]

I'm having one of those ridiculously funny bizarre dreams........

I'm on the Forum and someones posted a thread asking for advice on a Rear Spoiler!!! Can you believe it?? told you it was a ridiculous dream, but it gets worse!! - he then say's he wants it because he thinks it will make his car more stylish.......

Dreams like this don't half make me laugh - I mean, can you ever imagine it happening for real??

[Gazzab]

Ho ho ho !?

[Malam]

I suppose you're going to have the Halfords livery printed up for it too?

lol...

[Budaholic]

Bud

[optimax sniffer]

There was this cerb at Gang on the Green last year...




Apparently once owned by Anne Summers...

[SL500]

You are not serious I know, but a spoil er will have no effect at all!

[itsallyellow]

SL500 said:

You are not serious I know, but a spoil er will have no effect at all!

Not true. A professionaly designed and mounted rear wing works amazingly on a Cerbera if it is to be used in competition, however for a road car its a complete waste of time and money.

A good wing will cost over £1000 and that again to mount it properly.

[kojak]

TT Tim said:

Nah, you need something more extreme.



Tim

[Mr M]

Don't do it that man. You'll relegate our Marque to the McDonalds car park status.

[Far Eastender]

Sacrilege!