Alarm control unit
Discussion
VPower said:
Sorry if you are a genuine owner?
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
No disrespect, but where have you been hiding? Of your few posts, I see no mention of what car you own, condition, where you got it, how it's been behaving etc. All standard fodder for readers.
Buffoon said:
VPower said:
Sorry if you are a genuine owner?
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
No disrespect, but where have you been hiding? Of your few posts, I see no mention of what car you own, condition, where you got it, how it's been behaving etc. All standard fodder for readers.
Running great!
Starts first time every time.
Use it to get to work regularly, but they keep saying it's Soo noisy!
NO problems with the clutch, the big fuse, the wipers, the alternator, the starter, the electrics or the battery! Do I have the good one??
Been to Le Mans in it 3 times now, and she never misses a beat.
Was a bad old boy this year!! Mullsane and Maison Blanche burn outs! Sorry!
Especially sorry to the CH reg Porsche 911 those mad Danes lined me up next too me at MB.
"You never had a chance did you"??
Taking it to Angouleme France in September to watch the Classic racing.
If I can get that extra day off work, I'll do the D roads and enjoy it a bit more!!
The radio is crap (seems to be an important item to some people?)
My alarm is also getting a bit crappy, but I do know where it lives!!
The immobiliser is still working OK, and Abbacus say they can sort me a new siren!
Now much to the PH Massive disbelief she is pushing 415BHP, after Austec re-map and tinker!
But need to get to Surrey Rolling Road on the next Cerbera/TVR day to confirm or deny the Austec figures.
So far she has eaten the following.
Porsche GT3, he gave up as soon as I hit the loud pedal??
Porsche Turbo, gave up at about 140??
Audi R8, tried REAL hard to keep up but I also ride bikes (if you know what I mean?)
Audi RS4, to be honest I think he liked the noise so much he just enjoyed staying behind?
Aprillia RSV Super Bike, took him a long time to get past!! But yes he got me!
Yamaha R1, boy was he surprised I was still with him! But not as surprised as I was that a Cerbera can lift the rear wheels off the ground when you hit the brakes REAL hard!!!
Opps forgot that Classic 911 at Maison Blanche! But he never really got a chance as the crowd flooded the road when I left!!
Ask any Cerby owner about all the other also rans as we're not even trying with them.
OH, in the rain she keeps trying to kill me!
There a lot of fast cars out there that feel safer to drive.
There are a lot of better built cars out there you can drive fast.
There are a lot of cars out there that make the driver feel good!
There is only Cerbera out there!
So you've heard all my bulls
t, but please don't ask me to tell the oikes where the security systems live in my pride and joy and I keep the keys in a locked safe, not on the coat hook by the front door! 
Apologies if the OP is a genuine owner of course.
Just pop it down to your local TVRCC meet and they will help you out.
I'll be at the Surrey meet next week.
VPower said:
Buffoon said:
VPower said:
Sorry if you are a genuine owner?
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
But nobody stupid enough on here to tell how to get to their alarm/immobiliser. I hope!
No disrespect, but where have you been hiding? Of your few posts, I see no mention of what car you own, condition, where you got it, how it's been behaving etc. All standard fodder for readers.
Running great!
Starts first time every time.
Use it to get to work regularly, but they keep saying it's Soo noisy!
NO problems with the clutch, the big fuse, the wipers, the alternator, the starter, the electrics or the battery! Do I have the good one??
Been to Le Mans in it 3 times now, and she never misses a beat.
Was a bad old boy this year!! Mullsane and Maison Blanche burn outs! Sorry!
Especially sorry to the CH reg Porsche 911 those mad Danes lined me up next too me at MB.
"You never had a chance did you"??
Taking it to Angouleme France in September to watch the Classic racing.
If I can get that extra day off work, I'll do the D roads and enjoy it a bit more!!
The radio is crap (seems to be an important item to some people?)
My alarm is also getting a bit crappy, but I do know where it lives!!
The immobiliser is still working OK, and Abbacus say they can sort me a new siren!
Now much to the PH Massive disbelief she is pushing 415BHP, after Austec re-map and tinker!
But need to get to Surrey Rolling Road on the next Cerbera/TVR day to confirm or deny the Austec figures.
So far she has eaten the following.
Porsche GT3, he gave up as soon as I hit the loud pedal??
Porsche Turbo, gave up at about 140??
Audi R8, tried REAL hard to keep up but I also ride bikes (if you know what I mean?)
Audi RS4, to be honest I think he liked the noise so much he just enjoyed staying behind?
Aprillia RSV Super Bike, took him a long time to get past!! But yes he got me!
Yamaha R1, boy was he surprised I was still with him! But not as surprised as I was that a Cerbera can lift the rear wheels off the ground when you hit the brakes REAL hard!!!
Opps forgot that Classic 911 at Maison Blanche! But he never really got a chance as the crowd flooded the road when I left!!
Ask any Cerby owner about all the other also rans as we're not even trying with them.
OH, in the rain she keeps trying to kill me!
There a lot of fast cars out there that feel safer to drive.
There are a lot of better built cars out there you can drive fast.
There are a lot of cars out there that make the driver feel good!
There is only Cerbera out there!
So you've heard all my bulls
t, but please don't ask me to tell the oikes where the security systems live in my pride and joy and I keep the keys in a locked safe, not on the coat hook by the front door! Apologies if the OP is a genuine owner of course.
Just pop it down to your local TVRCC meet and they will help you out.
I'll be at the Surrey meet next week.
Not you, or Austin Powers, I meant the other man of mystery 
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