Cerbera cures illness

[j_s_g]

In addition to being able to empty my bank account, tighten my facial muscles, and endanger the lives of everyone in the vicinity, it now seems the Cerb's developed the ability to heal the sick...

I was out this morning "pressing on" on the motorway, with a stinking cold, when the traffic ahead came to a standstill. After stepping on the brakes & doing xxx - 0mph as quick as possible, I found that the rapid decelleration had caused my blocked nose that I've been suffering for 3 days to clear completely. Who needs Vicks!

[tvrslag]

You forgot to mention the Cerb's innate ability to loosen buttock muscles with the resultant brown trousers.
I have also found it induces involuntary flinches and masks of horror to creep over the unsuspecting passenger.

[shnozz]

j_s_g said:

Who needs Vicks!

my mum suggested that i rub vicks on my chest once when i had a cold. I suggested that i rub it on my girlfriends chest as I was more likely to have my nose in there.

[GCerbera]

shnozz said:

I suggested that i rub it on my girlfriends chest as I was more likely to have my nose in there.

And this was followed by a loud thwack as Mother Shnozz's hand connected with Minor Shnozz's backside!

[gbbird]

i had a similiar magical healing experience on Sunday.

Following a meal and late night on Saturday, I was feeling a wee bit delicate come Sunday morning. However, once i got in the Cerb and commenced cruising down the M1, the headache went.

They should prescribe them on the NHS

[munir]

j_s_g said:

In addition to being able to empty my bank account, tighten my facial muscles, and endanger the lives of everyone in the vicinity, it now seems the Cerb's developed the ability to heal the sick... I was out this morning "pressing on" on the motorway, with a stinking cold, when the traffic ahead came to a standstill. After stepping on the brakes & doing xxx - 0mph as quick as possible, I found that the rapid decelleration had caused my blocked nose that I've been suffering for 3 days to clear completely. Who needs Vicks!

That's adrenaline - the hormone of fear, fright & flight!