Insult?... .or proposition?

[stuthemong]

Great members of the Cerbera sub forum, I require your collective wisdom.

I was sat in my cerb in a car park, engine off, talking on mobile phone. A woman in a 206cc drove past. Her window was wound down and as she drove past the front of my bonnet, looked at me, and then performed the universal sign language for 'noshing'. What does this mean?

Was it an offense, as in, I sucketh the cok? Or was it a naugty girly propositioning?

I just laughed, but I need to know her intention! I either look like a total nobend when quitely sat in my car, or hotter than brad pitt. Which is it, dear fellow posters? I need to know.....

[ARDA]

NOBEND


THIS MADE ME LAUGH what a bh, i think you should flashed yourself immediately then you would have found out her intention

[JensenA]

No Idea - but it made me laugh

[bobbins]

My guess is she thought you were a 'nobend'. Don't let it bother you though - she's probably a dried up bint with an inferiority complex and a clunge like a windsock.

[GT4 Baz]

Haha, classic PH at its best, nice work!

I think she was offering to nosh you in order to ditch her pathetic hatch back-made-heavy-by-poncy-roof-mechanism.

[BGB autosport]

She was offering to suck you off and you passed up? You must have the gay real bad.




Edited to add a smiley as im not a homophobe.

Edited by BGB autosport on Friday 11th June 20:14

[stuthemong]

Hmm, maybe I should have set a poll up? This isn't really helping.... Although, if I look at it statistically, some of you think I was in there & some of you otherwise. This means I can at least claim that I 1/2 pulled when in the pub later!

"The TVR Cerbera. Guaranteed a pull 100% of the time... 50% of the time."

I'm wasted in Engineering, I should be in Marketing.

[Greeny]

She was saying, in her own way, 'you should have got a 4.5'

Edited by Greeny on Friday 11th June 20:56

[stuthemong]

Greeny said:

She was saying, in her own way, 'you should have got a 4.5'

By Joe! You may be right! How did we not realise this?

Her fingers forming a long tube represent a cylinder in its bore, as she pulsed the cylinder closer to her mouth, her tongue pressing on her opposite cheek in a reciprocating motion, she was representing the requirement for a longer stroke, ergo more displacement. Makes perfect sense.

Silly bint in a 206cc didn't realise that the 4.5 uses larger diameter cylinders, not more stoke than the 4.2. Given her car selection, I can allow her a little width on her knowledge of the AJP V8. Cheers, Greeny, I think we may have just solved this conundrum....

Monster.

[Gazzab]

Her chest was flat, she is plane and she wanted a yank.

[Greeny]

stuthemong said:

Greeny said:

She was saying, in her own way, 'you should have got a 4.5'

By Joe! You may be right! How did we not realise this?

Her fingers forming a long tube represent a cylinder in its bore, as she pulsed the cylinder closer to her mouth, her tongue pressing on her opposite cheek in a reciprocating motion, she was representing the requirement for a longer stroke, ergo more displacement. Makes perfect sense.

Silly bint in a 206cc didn't realise that the 4.5 uses larger diameter cylinders, not more stoke than the 4.2. Given her car selection, I can allow her a little width on her knowledge of the AJP V8. Cheers, Greeny, I think we may have just solved this conundrum....

Monster.

Glad to have of helped, you can relax now

[Raw Cerb]

Which car park ?

[Byker28i]

Parked in the local dogging site?

[Killer Rhubarb]

Maybe you misread it, she was clearly making the universal sign for 'Nescafe'

[ancol]

she was probably telling you your cerb eats petrol or maybe she is deaf and was signing the song poker face

[TJC46]

Maybe she was saying you should have bought a chim or a griff, i.e something with a hood you can roll down. [apologies in advance if anyones jewish]

[ARDA]

TJC46 said:

Maybe she was saying you should have bought a chim or a griff, i.e something with a hood you can roll down. [apologies in advance if anyones jewish]

i dont get the jewish thing ?

[clarkmagpie]

TJC46 said:

Maybe she was saying you should have bought a chim or a griff, i.e something with a hood you can roll down. [apologies in advance if anyones jewish]

[Killer Rhubarb]

ARDA said:

TJC46 said:

Maybe she was saying you should have bought a chim or a griff, i.e something with a hood you can roll down. [apologies in advance if anyones jewish]

i dont get the jewish thing ?

lmao

[slideways]

Killer Rhubarb said:

ARDA said:

TJC46 said:

Maybe she was saying you should have bought a chim or a griff, i.e something with a hood you can roll down. [apologies in advance if anyones jewish]

i dont get the jewish thing ?

lmao

I know of a couple of nice Jewish girls who are partial to sausage roll