Shes Gone but to a good home!

[matthew69]

Sold the Cerbera on Saturday and missing her badly.

I thinks its been said before but ownership was like having a mistress!.

A beautiful body with great lines and curves.
The best looking girl around.
Great figures.
Put a smile on your face everytime you got inside her.
High maintainence but worth every penny.
Fast and racey. Makes you hot under the collar.
Blows Hot and Cold.
You got excited everytime your saw her.
She got looks and got pointed at everywhere you went.
She was loud and always make an entrance.

Shes gone to a good home so steve enjoy her, treat her with respect and ride her hard!.

I have moved onto to a Jaguar XJR which is more like an older bigger woman.

Cerberus I will be back to tame the beast!

[j_s_g]

matthew69 said:

Blows Hot and Cold.

I always found Cerberas to be fantastic at giving warm blows whenever required, but not too good at refreshing cold ones in the heat of Summer, personally.

[gemini]

j_s_g said:

I always found Cerberas to be fantastic at giving warm blows whenever required, personally.

Whey Hey James

[j_s_g]

gemini said:

j_s_g said: I always found Cerberas to be fantastic at giving warm blows whenever required, personally.

Now you all know the real reason why I nearly rear-ended rods that time!

Wonder how many more knob gags we can get in herePodie...