Your choice of punishment for this ****
Your choice of punishment for this ****
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evolutionvalet

Original Poster:

907 posts

245 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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Guys,

Cant believe this. A guy local to me owns this Lamborghini. It was parked up in Dereham when these tts came along. Apparently, the bloke was dared £2 to do this.........

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l38/Kevfoley/The...


He is being charged with criminal damage. Hanging is too good for the little bastard.


qureshia

4,682 posts

231 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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Simple

he runs over the car

The car runs over him (although I would probably use the wife's xc90)

lambogenie

794 posts

227 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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have you ever seen one of those westerns where they tie a length or rope round one ankle and drag the victim through the desert from their horse?

Well, take one length of tow rope, 1 murcielago towing eye, and 1 drive round brunters at full jolly.

bib "sir, you do realise there is a body on the end of a piece of rope attatched to your car?"

murci owner "yes but the towing speed limit is 60".

bib "your point?"

murci owner "well i'm towing him, and i wasn't going over 60. wheres the crime?"

TBH, thats why i wouldnt leave my lambo parked up in a city centre full of chavs on the pish. drunken yoofs are the scourge of modern britain, im glad i work hard enough to have my feet up on a friday night in front of sharpe on UKTV history with the car locked in the garage and the dog on attack mode for any drunken fools stupid enough to step onto the lawn.


Lambochick

1,462 posts

243 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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Unbelievable. What motivates someone to do something like that; jealousy, envy or just a lack of grey matter. It's just as bad that his 'mates' thought it was funny. Castration is too good for the lot of them.

gjwv6

18 posts

232 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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That is the problem with the uk these days...

People who work hard and who are lucky enough to have a nice motor have to deal with people like this!! What's the chance that he had just come out of the pub after spending his weeks dole money, ie our money??

As for punishment, well for me the fact that he will never amount to anything and will always be a stupid little looser is punishment enough BUT if he happens to get hit my a lambo at 70mph then so be it...

L100NYY

36,478 posts

268 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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I assume that the youth in question is bound to be a local lad so surely he would be fairly easy for the police to track down what with video evidence and all?


Although whether the police will be intrested or not is another matter. rolleyes

bertie

8,569 posts

309 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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Typical of the sort of brain dead pissed up wrs we seem to be breeding in iner cities these days.

I'd want to go round and trash his playstation / saxo / mountain bike or whatever he has that he cherishes.

BlueNGT

707 posts

247 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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These D*ckheads (I hate the label Chav as that offers them some recognition) have no hope in hell of owning anything other than a Corsa with Cherry Bomb Exhaust nalied to the back of it, hence they have no respect for things they cannot have.

I agree he has probaly been in the pub sinking bottles of Hooch or other branded Alco Pop with our hard earned and thought this is my opportunity to get back at these greedy B*stards who can afford one of those Gallardo's.

As for punishment....'Hi there D*ckhead, have you met my friend who owns that car you have just decided to run over...he is a keen Kick Boxer and has a liking for using live bait to spar with'

G3 GRM

1,381 posts

230 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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Just glad the jealous to**er was stupid enough to have it taped.

"Thats all the evidence we need ladies ang gentlemen"

The really sad part is he'll probably only get an hours community service....

Will26

1,495 posts

235 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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I remember when someone decided to scrawl tt on my old Gallardo door, when it was parked up on Nottm city centre in the daytime. It must have taken them about ages to do it, and no one stopped them. I have learnt my lesson about leaving my cars unnatended. There are so many jealous bastards around its unreal. Although I wouldnt say its the chav element that are jealous, they normally shout praise and do weird hand signs at me while shouting innit. Its the general public normals that are the problem.

Will

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

244 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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this happened to me outside my london flat a while back. thankfully it was my 5 series touring rather than the spyder.

they ran over a whole line of parked cars. mine, a range rover, a discovery, a merc & a few others. nearly 50k damage in total! one of the cars needed a new shell after they had jumped up & down on the roof!

i saw the tail end of it as he set off 1 of the car alarms, called the cops, went outside with my golf driver & cornered the little sh*ts with a fellow neighbour until they were taken away.

fair play to the police, they took it seriously & sent forensics people down to take impressions of the foot prints to match to their shoes etc etc.

the stupid thing is that if you asked them why they did it, they wouldnt have an answer! its a laugh innit...was the best answer i got!

they were bang to rights with our statements & the forensic evidence but they just got a fine!

i'd rather have meted out some of my own justice.

tony h

2,703 posts

271 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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scary thing is if the owner comes out of pub and catches the little in the act , he'll likely get a kicking from the rest of pack.

singh

348 posts

295 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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You would think a bunch of young guys would walk out of the pub and be pleased to see a beautiful piece of italian exotica,certainly not something you see everyday but instead all that is inspired is their jealousy.

The baying mob and the joy they take in this idiot's act of vandalism is disgusting having said that you see similair scenes of pissed young 'men' being applauded whilst kicking the living daylights out of some poor sod whilst he's on the ground.The only people that have anything to fear these days are those with something to lose.

As for the punishment.

Superglue his open gob to one of the Murcie's exhaust pipes and have the owner bounce off the rev limiter for a few seconds....carbon monoxide poisioning doesn't have to be painless.

132

478 posts

288 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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It's not even my car, yet watching that makes my blood boil. I am sorry to say, but that pretty much sums up this country's drink culture....

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

244 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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tony h said:
scary thing is if the owner comes out of pub and catches the little in the act , he'll likely get a kicking from the rest of pack.
correct.

or if i'd belted the scotes who did the same to my car i'd have been banged up for assault, while they pay their fine off at £1 a week! mad

shadowninja

79,667 posts

307 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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132 said:
It's not even my car, yet watching that makes my blood boil. I am sorry to say, but that pretty much sums up this country's drink culture....
yep. binge drinking is cool


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bob-in-toon

423 posts

230 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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What an absolute tt - thats why I never ever leave my car outside overnight - always garaged and padlocked!

shadowninja

79,667 posts

307 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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not just the knob that did it but all his friends. they should have to all pay for the bodywork.

LittleBro

9,455 posts

259 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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How do you punish someone who thinks thats clever? The body language alone tells you the guys an idiot.

This topic infuriates me and I could rant about it all day long. The hardest part is, when someone is truly that dumb, what hope is there of educating them in what it takes to be a civilised member of a community?

anniesdad

14,589 posts

263 months

Friday 6th July 2007
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shadowninja said:
132 said:
It's not even my car, yet watching that makes my blood boil. I am sorry to say, but that pretty much sums up this country's drink culture....
yep. binge drinking is cool


:/
yes

furious