Free Fezza from Shell!

[Bebs]

Currently when you fill up with V power (over 30L)

For all you Lambo owners that dream of owning a proper Italian

[cronk-flakes]

Took a while to compute that sentence, I thought shell were holding Ferrari captive or something...

[XXVIII]

[lots of cursing and swearing deleted]


Exactly what are you trying to say?


Do Shell only make fuel that works in Ferraris?


Are they giving away a Ferrari if you buy 30 litres of their fuel?


Surely a Ferrari is worth a little bit more than £35?


Or are you saying that to be a proper Italian, you must be worth only £35?


Or if Ferraris had 30 litres of Shell V-Optibling fuel they would be worth a proper Italian?


Is a 'proper Italian' a big pizza from a wood-burning oven and a few bottles of Nastro Assuro consumed whilst watching the sunset in Tuscany from your villa?


Is 30 litres the same as 6 gallons? Can you get the same effect from a lot of Guinness and a spud pie near a restaurant in Cardiff that's run by a chap called 'Guido'?

[Bebs]

Shell are giving out model Fezzas for buyers of 30l+ V power..

Interesting alternatives though..

[oggs]

Thats nice of shell to supply BRRB

[Bebs]

I put 85 litres in mine yesterday and they wouldn't even give me 2 models

[burriana]

andrew! said:

you should have used two separate pumps : two transactions : two models !
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... and to think, it'll take you all month before you fill up again

[Bebs]

burriana said:

andrew! said:

you should have used two separate pumps : two transactions : two models !
a

... and to think, it'll take you all month before you fill up again

Nope - I fill up a full V power tank every single week

[Bebs]

andrew! said:

you should have used two separate pumps : two transactions : two models !
a

Don't worry - I've just emailed Nick Adams at Shell to complain..

[traxx]

I saw those models yesterday morning but they didn't offer me one - bds
Considering the guy at Shell in Wandsworth says mine is the only Ferrari that regularly fills up there I think I should get some freebees

[51mes]

I was told when I picked up my spanking new F1 car last night that you needed to ask for it as the volumes were limited....

SImes.

[burriana]

andrew! said:

burriana said:

andrew! said:

you should have used two separate pumps : two transactions : two models !
a

... and to think, it'll take you all month before you fill up again

i wish

Sorry, it was aimed at Brian

[burriana]

andrew! said:

C For just £1.99 you can buy an official model Ferrari car and start to collect the whole set.

I've just gone a bought the whole set, six at £1.99 each, but on closer inspection, they are plastic and not really worth it. They'll look alright on a shelf in the study but they won't exactly be getting pride of place.