Black Superlegga Gallardo on A3 yesterday?
Black Superlegga Gallardo on A3 yesterday?
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jellison

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12,803 posts

307 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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The Scenario. Pootling along the M25 from the north back to the A3 turnoff through the camers section. See the above doing the same.

Me thinks - Ooo must be a Footballer, I bet he will turn off at my juntion - the A3. Yep. 4 lanes at the top of the slip road 2 left (into town / Cobham) 2 right (Guildford), he gets in 3rd from left (I and in the second left going Left behind one car (he pulls to the front in the only empty lane i.e. Guildford lane), but has his left indicator on - the cheeky F*cker (so he intends to cut up both the left hand lanes and blast up the slip to the A3!.

Yep this is what the C*ck does - Nails it cutting acrossleft in front of the two lane going right. So I think ok as I pull past the car in front of me before the lanes filter to one, by which point the Blacl Lambo is 100M ahead. Gas it up and catch him as we get to the 3 lane section, I just nail it and pop in front (pretty empty A3), so think if this muppet has just done such a cocking stupid manoeuver he might at least be up for a bit of a harmless drag race (not as if my car sound std!). So I wait to see if he is going to close up on my boot before the 3 mile to my turn off and 5 - 6 till the end of the 3 lane part of the A3). Nothing just sits there at 70ish. I get fed up of this and gas it up, but keeping an eye on him after dropping back to 70 odd just cruising along, thinking he will nail it when I am going slow in the left hand lane of an empty A3 - nothing. Just sits there 400m back. I even go past my turning to the next one - Nothing.

Muppet - you buy something like this, drive like a Tool cutting people up at lights and then will not even have a harmless little blast up a 3 lane empty A Road (3 lanes and a hand should). Christ he should have taken it on and destroyed my puny TVR (Ya right).

HOMO or Footy player?

Sarnie

8,373 posts

239 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
You or him?

okgo

42,232 posts

228 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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jellison said:
The Scenario. Pootling along the M25 from the north back to the A3 turnoff through the camers section. See the above doing the same.

Me thinks - Ooo must be a Footballer, I bet he will turn off at my juntion - the A3. Yep. 4 lanes at the top of the slip road 2 left (into town / Cobham) 2 right (Guildford), he gets in 3rd from left (I and in the second left going Left behind one car (he pulls to the front in the only empty lane i.e. Guildford lane), but has his left indicator on - the cheeky F*cker (so he intends to cut up both the left hand lanes and blast up the slip to the A3!.

Yep this is what the C*ck does - Nails it cutting acrossleft in front of the two lane going right. So I think ok as I pull past the car in front of me before the lanes filter to one, by which point the Blacl Lambo is 100M ahead. Gas it up and catch him as we get to the 3 lane section, I just nail it and pop in front (pretty empty A3), so think if this muppet has just done such a cocking stupid manoeuver he might at least be up for a bit of a harmless drag race (not as if my car sound std!). So I wait to see if he is going to close up on my boot before the 3 mile to my turn off and 5 - 6 till the end of the 3 lane part of the A3). Nothing just sits there at 70ish. I get fed up of this and gas it up, but keeping an eye on him after dropping back to 70 odd just cruising along, thinking he will nail it when I am going slow in the left hand lane of an empty A3 - nothing. Just sits there 400m back. I even go past my turning to the next one - Nothing.

Muppet - you buy something like this, drive like a Tool cutting people up at lights and then will not even have a harmless little blast up a 3 lane empty A Road (3 lanes and a hand should). Christ he should have taken it on and destroyed my puny TVR (Ya right).

HOMO or Footy player?
Chinese guy?

If so same helmet used the pavement I was walking on in Kingston to turn around,

jellison

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12,803 posts

307 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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Sarnie said:
jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
You or him?
Well I do have a Pink car! Think I showed may hand a bit early and he Wimped it;)

Please do not call me a Football player - I am easily offended.

jellison

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12,803 posts

307 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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okgo said:
jellison said:
The Scenario. Pootling along the M25 from the north back to the A3 turnoff through the camers section. See the above doing the same.

Me thinks - Ooo must be a Footballer, I bet he will turn off at my juntion - the A3. Yep. 4 lanes at the top of the slip road 2 left (into town / Cobham) 2 right (Guildford), he gets in 3rd from left (I and in the second left going Left behind one car (he pulls to the front in the only empty lane i.e. Guildford lane), but has his left indicator on - the cheeky F*cker (so he intends to cut up both the left hand lanes and blast up the slip to the A3!.

Yep this is what the C*ck does - Nails it cutting acrossleft in front of the two lane going right. So I think ok as I pull past the car in front of me before the lanes filter to one, by which point the Blacl Lambo is 100M ahead. Gas it up and catch him as we get to the 3 lane section, I just nail it and pop in front (pretty empty A3), so think if this muppet has just done such a cocking stupid manoeuver he might at least be up for a bit of a harmless drag race (not as if my car sound std!). So I wait to see if he is going to close up on my boot before the 3 mile to my turn off and 5 - 6 till the end of the 3 lane part of the A3). Nothing just sits there at 70ish. I get fed up of this and gas it up, but keeping an eye on him after dropping back to 70 odd just cruising along, thinking he will nail it when I am going slow in the left hand lane of an empty A3 - nothing. Just sits there 400m back. I even go past my turning to the next one - Nothing.

Muppet - you buy something like this, drive like a Tool cutting people up at lights and then will not even have a harmless little blast up a 3 lane empty A Road (3 lanes and a hand should). Christ he should have taken it on and destroyed my puny TVR (Ya right).

HOMO or Footy player?
Chinese guy?

If so same helmet used the pavement I was walking on in Kingston to turn around,
Difficult to tell - tinted windows and i shot past quite quick - I think that might have sh&t him up!

AngryS3Owner

15,855 posts

259 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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hehe this doesn't sound like you at all Jon.

GingerNinja

3,991 posts

288 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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So in summary; some guy succesfully queue jumps at some lights in a conspicuous car, then would not engage in some street drag-racing.

The horror, the horror.

jellison

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12,803 posts

307 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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GingerNinja said:
So in summary; some guy succesfully queue jumps at some lights in a conspicuous car, then would not engage in some street drag-racing.

The horror, the horror.
Blow me - Was it you lover Dunc;)

Sarnie

8,373 posts

239 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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Not quite sure what reaction your expecting from people on this forum?

Frik

13,690 posts

273 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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Knowing jellison, the reaction would be "a".

Sarnie

8,373 posts

239 months

Monday 12th May 2008
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"a" what?

Are we expected to castigate the SL driver for being in the wrong lane or pat jellison on the back because he won a cockfight that only he entered?

RoShamBo

580 posts

277 months

Tuesday 13th May 2008
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jellison said:

HOMO or Footy player?
Jealousy?

LamboBrum

373 posts

225 months

Tuesday 13th May 2008
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jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
Is it possible he looked at your bright purple TVR and was having similar thoughts?

Gassey

2,152 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th May 2008
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Sarnie said:
jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
You or him?
laugh Nice one mate. How's things? Had chat to dominic at Lamb brum the other day reckons you might be tempted into a spyder, dont blame you. Was there this morning too, very very tempted by a grey 06 coupe he's got coming in. Gonna screw him on the price though (hope your reading this Dom)wink

DELLSMITHUK

222 posts

237 months

Tuesday 13th May 2008
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Gassey said:
Sarnie said:
jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
You or him?
laugh Nice one mate. How's things? Had chat to dominic at Lamb brum the other day reckons you might be tempted into a spyder, dont blame you. Was there this morning too, very very tempted by a grey 06 coupe he's got coming in. Gonna screw him on the price though (hope your reading this Dom)wink
Off topic a bit but i think Dom quite likes being screwed on price laughlaugh
Must say though i would have a coupe over a Spyder any day!! I could not believe how different they felt??
(If you do read this Dom! Only joking The SL is running gr8 at the min, thanks for the deal!!)

Sarnie

8,373 posts

239 months

Tuesday 13th May 2008
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Gassey said:
Sarnie said:
jellison said:
HOMO or Footy player?
You or him?
laugh Nice one mate. How's things? Had chat to dominic at Lamb brum the other day reckons you might be tempted into a spyder, dont blame you. Was there this morning too, very very tempted by a grey 06 coupe he's got coming in. Gonna screw him on the price though (hope your reading this Dom)wink
Hi mate,

Yep I am looking at Spyder's at the moment, just watching the market to see how the prices are fluctuating, would hate to drop £130k on one to lose £30k in 12 months......so, we'll see...... smile