Cheap supercar parts?..

[porker9xx]

Hello, does anyone here know where to get cheap (not original) supercar parts? I know, for example, lambostuff.com, which offers wide range of original and replica parts. But what is a place where to get cheapest supercar parts in the market? I believe that supercar parts could be made for even less money than the price asked for them.

Thanks in advance.

[spidermanUK]

porker9xx said:

? I believe that supercar parts could be made for even less money than the price asked for them.

No, sorry, you are completely wrong in your assertion that "supercar parts could be made for even less money than the price asked for them"!!!

Supercar parts are exactly the same as any other item bought by a consumer in as much as they cost many times more to make than their retail price, thus ensuring that those wicked capitalists can't possibly make a profit......and quite right too!

If those evil bds made a margin, they might one day have enough cash to buy a supercar.....and where would that leave us? Yes! Rubbing shoulders with poor people!

It's a well known fact that the only way to get cheap supercar parts is to source them from the same places as the OEM manufacturer.....i.e. mine them!

Supercar manufacturers own all the current working mines, all of which are in Eritrea, which is why it's such a rich Country. All you need to do is buy a suitable plot of land and start digging, you'll soon get all the supercar parts your little heart desires! I happen to have such a plot available, and since I'm far too rich and lazy to do any work myself, it's untouched!

I would be happy to sell you my little piece of African Riviera for a couple of thousand pounds, so all you'd need to do is dig up 2 CCM brake discs for a Challenge Stradale and you'd already be in the money!

PM me and I'll tell you which cubicle at Kings Cross station Gents toilet to leave the cash in!

[s99ane]

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