Clamped Diablo
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Beckham

Original Poster:

82 posts

223 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Haha

the driver looked very sorry for himself with his kid, it looked like an SE30 in Portsmouth area.

jdwcd

2,519 posts

232 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Beckham said:
Haha

the driver looked very sorry for himself with his kid, it looked like an SE30 in Portsmouth area.
got to be dp

PompeyBlue

372 posts

220 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I'm afraid it was me. A few weeks ago.
Parked outside Perfect Pizza in Fareham to get a pepperomi. When I came back, the grinning gorilla was leaning on his white van waving a bill for £120 to release me.
He said it was residents only parking. Funny that, no signs.
As I didn't fancy leaving my P & J on the pavement overnight, I reluctantly, paid up.
The most expensive pizza, I ever bought.furious

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Don't sweat it.

He'll never drive one.


ruttboy

595 posts

256 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Drive one, he probably couldn't even spell it!

jdw1234

6,021 posts

245 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I fail to see the humour in that myself.

Still, at least it bought a smile to the OPs face.


XXVIII

2,800 posts

244 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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jdw1234 said:
I fail to see the humour in that myself.

Still, at least it bought a smile to the OPs face.
yes... about as funny as a just split kneecap...

Why would anybody think a clamp on a Lambo was funny, unless they were a jealousy ridden fekwit like the clamper-clod?

stin

1,138 posts

252 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Beckham said:
Haha

the driver looked very sorry for himself with his kid, it looked like an SE30 in Portsmouth area.
You really are a prize tt!

Daggerpie

1,434 posts

231 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Im surprised they got a clamp to fit! f'kin scum of the earth, i hate them..

jdwcd

2,519 posts

232 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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A traffic warden approached me the other day when i parked in a disabled bay in my diablo, He asked "whats your disability" I replied "Toretts now f##k off you ##nt"

Vario-Rob

3,034 posts

278 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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XXVIII said:
jdw1234 said:
I fail to see the humour in that myself.

Still, at least it bought a smile to the OPs face.
yes... about as funny as a just split kneecap...

Why would anybody think a clamp on a Lambo was funny, unless they were a jealousy ridden fekwit like the clamper-clod?
Entirely agree, I think I saw the car in question last Saturday at Goodwood for the Saywell / DTDC charity day and very nice it looked sat amongst several other Lamborghinis and suchlike.

Still why not go the whole nine yards and add in a few other old favourites for people who would find this type of thing funny

“Bet he can’t drive it”

“Bet it’s not his”

“Bet it’s a fake”

rolleyes

On the Goodwood front did anybody get any pictures of last weekend, normally a few appear on this forum afterwards and I did see a few cars owned by the PH collective?

diablo_pete

3,595 posts

225 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Beckham said:
Haha

the driver looked very sorry for himself with his kid, it looked like an SE30 in Portsmouth area.
mmm, not a very switched on guy are you? Why post such a comment on a Lambo forum? Do you think that it's designed to poke fun at owners? Think it's about putting real owners in touch with each other and for other admirers to have their say. Not really the place to make your comment is it? With his Kid too? You are a sad guy finding that funny.

It's my friends car and is NOT an SE30 either. So you don't even know what you're looking at either. Pause before you post on here in future and consider what you type. Real people own these cars. Most people on here are fans and not jealous idiots who'd appreciate your words.

Pete

Wacky Racer

41,364 posts

277 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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diablo_pete said:
Beckham said:
Haha

the driver looked very sorry for himself with his kid, it looked like an SE30 in Portsmouth area.
mmm, not a very switched on guy are you? Why post such a comment on a Lambo forum? Do you think that it's designed to poke fun at owners? Think it's about putting real owners in touch with each other and for other admirers to have their say. Not really the place to make your comment is it? With his Kid too? You are a sad guy finding that funny.

It's my friends car and is NOT an SE30 either. So you don't even know what you're looking at either. Pause before you post on here in future and consider what you type. Real people own these cars. Most people on here are fans and not jealous idiots who'd appreciate your words.

Pete
Well said.... clampers are the scum of the earth.rage

How anyone can find somebody else's (genuine) misfortune amusing is beyond me....rolleyes

jdwcd

2,519 posts

232 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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On the other hand, You may all have a go, But if someone parked across your drive way what would your reaction be, yes "ha ha he has a lambo and has been clamped" is a p#ss take, but he was in the wrong by parking in the wrong place. just because we own these cars doesnt make us invincible. I thought we where all normal people here!!

Just re read the origanal post.

To say ha ha and mention kid, I will say "if i had parked illegally then yes I am in the wrong but if you had laughed at me with my children then"

Who would like to finish the sentance

Edited by jdwcd on Friday 17th October 19:29


Edited by jdwcd on Friday 17th October 19:30

diablo_pete

3,595 posts

225 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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jdwcd said:
On the other hand, You may all have a go, But if someone parked across your drive way what would your reaction be, yes "ha ha he has a lambo and has been clamped" is a p#ss take, but he was in the wrong by parking in the wrong place. just because we own these cars doesnt make us invincible. I thought we where all normal people here!!
Jon, stop getting your wife to post. The Deacon would never be that righteous.

matc

4,738 posts

237 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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jdwcd said:
A traffic warden approached me the other day when i parked in a disabled bay in my diablo, He asked "whats your disability" I replied "Toretts now f##k off you ##nt"
rofl I might have to use that!!

LittleBro

9,455 posts

264 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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jdwcd said:
A traffic warden approached me the other day when i parked in a disabled bay in my diablo, He asked "whats your disability" I replied "Toretts now f##k off you ##nt"
I dispise poeple who park in disabled spots due purely to laziness, but that deseves a rofl

chr55y

1,945 posts

217 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Vario-Rob said:
XXVIII said:
jdw1234 said:
I fail to see the humour in that myself.

Still, at least it bought a smile to the OPs face.
yes... about as funny as a just split kneecap...

Why would anybody think a clamp on a Lambo was funny, unless they were a jealousy ridden fekwit like the clamper-clod?
Entirely agree, I think I saw the car in question last Saturday at Goodwood for the Saywell / DTDC charity day and very nice it looked sat amongst several other Lamborghinis and suchlike.

Still why not go the whole nine yards and add in a few other old favourites for people who would find this type of thing funny

“Bet he can’t drive it”

“Bet it’s not his”

“Bet it’s a fake”

rolleyes

On the Goodwood front did anybody get any pictures of last weekend, normally a few appear on this forum afterwards and I did see a few cars owned by the PH collective?
Hi.
There are plenty of pics on the Southcoast forum under Saywell track day Goodwood. There is also a link for other photos. Happy viewing....
Chris

Freaky Lady

955 posts

237 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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Hi LittleBro

The parking in the disabled spaces is that for the lazy people with the disabilites or just general people?? as my sister has a learning disability so would just like to clear that point up.

P.S. She has just got over Breast Cancer too.

Lorraine

LittleBro

9,455 posts

264 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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Freaky Lady said:
Hi LittleBro

The parking in the disabled spaces is that for the lazy people with the disabilites or just general people?? as my sister has a learning disability so would just like to clear that point up.

P.S. She has just got over Breast Cancer too.

Lorraine
Lazy poeple who think they deserve to use the spot cos the can't be bothered parking, often metres, further away from the shop door.

We've all seen them, all too often.