New forms of shouted comment.

[br d]

Since all the stories about the 458 hitting the papers anybody else having a new "hilarious and original" comment shouted at them?
"Watch it don't catch fire!"
"You're cars on fire!"
"At least my car don't catch fire!"
etc etc etc.

Usually shouted from the front of pubs.
Been trying to think of a witty comeback that isn't too likely to provoke a pint glass through the window.

[Shmee]

How about, "you don't want a ride then?"

[TonyHetherington]

"Watch it doesn't catch fire"

"Why, has yours?"

[MaxAndRuby]

"Exactly the reason I bought three, just in case."

[anonymous-user]

Just reply "you're a funny fker aren't you" and then smash them in the face!

[ferdi p]

"Watch it dont catch fire"

"Thats exactly what I said to your mum when she was knelt down on her polyester carpet"

(sorry but I love 'mum' jokes)

[br d]

All good.

While I like gary's suggestion it's not really practical.
And I said I'm trying *not* to get a pint glass through the window ferdi!

[lordbluf]

ferdi p said:

"Watch it dont catch fire"

"Thats exactly what I said to your mum when she was knelt down on her polyester carpet"

(sorry but I love 'mum' jokes)

[Jonty355]

lordbluf said:

ferdi p said:

"Watch it dont catch fire"

"Thats exactly what I said to your mum when she was knelt down on her polyester carpet"

(sorry but I love 'mum' jokes)

Class!!!!

[matc]

ferdi p said:

"Watch it dont catch fire"

"Thats exactly what I said to your mum when she was knelt down on her polyester carpet"

(sorry but I love 'mum' jokes)

This is going to be my retort should I be lucky enough to be labeled a fire hazzard!

[simonigrale]

Just shout back

"Yeah and I'm still considerably richer than yowww !!!"

Some people are such jealous tts.

Just do a drive by and spray them all with an extinguisher

[Mario149]

TonyHetherington said:

"Watch it doesn't catch fire"

"Why, has yours?"

This^^

Short, sharp, witty and easy to shout back quickly

[Pesty]

How about " if it does I'll just use the lamborghini (pagani, Mclaren etc etc)"

[mybrainhurts]

BEHIND YOU

[mybrainhurts]

Get out and set fire to it...

That'll shut the buggers up...

[br d]

mybrainhurts said:

Get out and set fire to it...

That'll shut the buggers up...

^^^^
That's why I always await your contribution with baited breath MBH!
I'm going to try it, we'll see who's laughing then!

[sjn2004]

Had a women sat outside a wine bar shout "but are you any good in bed" when I was passing in the QP.

[diablo_pete]

sjn2004 said:

Had a women sat outside a wine bar shout "but are you any good in bed" when I was passing in the QP.

You did stop and offer to let her make her own mind up?

[diablo_pete]

"I'll get the butler to dial 999 just as soon as I get home".

[sjn2004]

diablo_pete said:

sjn2004 said:

Had a women sat outside a wine bar shout "but are you any good in bed" when I was passing in the QP.

You did stop and offer to let her make her own mind up?

No, she was a minging 50 something.