vmax caption competition

[craigw]

Ok, pls see the gallery in www.vmax15000bhp.com

at the bottom is the "not so vmax" section, I need 4 captions, winners get a free vmax cap.

Cheers.

[oggs]

Justin: Oggs how do you get yours to go so well??
Oggs: Well Justin I just turn the key like this...

[Hughesie2]

Oi, 2 of em are of my car...

The 1st one - I knew i should've cleaned the side windows

The 2nd one - JH to Oggs, you got an engine in yours fella ??

Or

Not so Viper stripes...

The 3rd one - Daz to camera - HELP, think i'm gonna need goggles for this one !!

>> Edited by Hughesie2 on Wednesday 27th July 15:07

[Podie]

Jason was happy to let Daz play in his toy... unfortunately for Daz he wasn't allowed to play in the real one...




Daz discovers Ford's take on "suicide doors"...

>> Edited by Podie on Wednesday 27th July 15:29

[shadytree]

Oggs: "I'm starving!"
"Now where did I put last nights Kebab?... mmmmmmmm"

[Krusty]

Daz was told later that he was now old enough not to need the booster seat...... He thought "Now I'm a grown up"

[pdr479]

Picture 1: Sh*t i can now see out the side what i used to see out the front this is getting confusing as i can now see out the front what was at the back, stop the ride i want to get off, aaahhhh why do i feel so giddy..
Picture 2: Oggs i think i am going to have the bonnet up on the next run, nah not me mate i am going to FLY with the doors open..Chitty Chitty bang we love you...
Picture 3: Driver wheres the bloody gun turret gone
Picture 4: Jesus h christ this has got to be a one in three hill no wonder i cant get my VMax.
Poor effort on my part i no but its only 10 hours till i go on holiday
Paul

[wedge girl]

1st Piccy

'But the SatNav said U turn when it's safe to do so'

[oggs]

Gazboy said:

JH: "Shit- Oggs- I hope Iaint and Gaz ain't too upset that their slower than me today... Oggmiester: Who cares! my car sounds the bolloxs... here listen

[slinky]

The only way oggs could match Hughesie2's new brakes was to deploy the air brakes...

slinky
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[Hughesie2]

Gazboy said:

the NSX was so fast JH is buying a Cerb....

nowt to do with the woman and a little un