Lucas Diagnostic stuff on eBay
Lucas Diagnostic stuff on eBay
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BogBeast

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eliot

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Tuesday 16th March 2004
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On the subject of Lucas Electrical, More at:
www.landroverclub.net/Club/HTML/Humor_electrics.htm

Lucas or the Prince of Darkness

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.

A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

Eliot.

>> Edited by eliot on Tuesday 16th March 12:35

Fatboy

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Friday 19th March 2004
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