Ceramizers - Snake oil?
Ceramizers - Snake oil?
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MX-5 Lazza

Original Poster:

7,954 posts

243 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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On another forum I frequent someone has suggested using Ceramizers in his engine & gearbox.
Does anyone out there have any real knowledge and/or experience of this stuff?
Does it really work?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

212 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Real snake oil is better, it will line the cylinders with cobra scales which will

  • reduce fuel consumption
  • increase power
  • cancel speeding fines
  • quieten diesel engines so they sound like a distant tram wrapped in a blanket
  • improve emissions by 4-5
  • reduce engine temperatures
  • crack nanocarbon polyunimonounsaturates and reduce cholesterol
  • lemon scent
only $5

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

285 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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TheEnd said:
*crack nanocarbon polyunimonounsaturates and reduce cholesterol
rofl

-Pete-

2,914 posts

200 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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I heard it works best if you fit one of these these

MX-5 Lazza

Original Poster:

7,954 posts

243 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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Great answers, I especially like the idea of my engine being coated with cobra scales laugh

I was hoping for some more knowledgeable answers though. Does anyone out there have any real knowledge of the product or at least the theories it is employing? I know enough to be very sceptical of their claims and would never put the stuff in my engine but I don't have enough technical knowledge to argue the point to someone who believes the advertising.

garagewidow

1,502 posts

194 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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-Pete- said:
I heard it works best if you fit one of these these
i have that combination already on my daewoo matiz.


...whassat nurse?..my medication is ready?..nerd

Poledriver

29,358 posts

218 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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Do you mean this stuff?

MX-5 Lazza

Original Poster:

7,954 posts

243 months

Wednesday 6th October 2010
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Poledriver said:
Do you mean this stuff?
Well it's not the same product but it looks like it does exactly the same thing as the one I posted a link to so effectively I guess it is...