Advice needed

[308mate]

Hi guys, I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names
she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I
decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park the Harley
Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get
a good view of the whole street when she comes home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the
rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is this something
I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

PB

[mackie1]

Hehe, you bastard.

[V8HSV]

That made me laugh....

[74TC]

nice one !

[VXR_Daz]

It would have been better if I hadn't seen mackie's post before I read it, I was waiting for the punchline.

loved it though!

[phrich]

ouch, thats the worst possible scenario... not the Harley!