Dare you not to laugh/smirk

[booster]

Caption Competition: ...............

Edited by booster on Tuesday 28th November 16:51

[Le Sarthe]

Those bloody Monaro drivers......

[featherfoot]

I'm sorry Madam, I'm going to have to give you a ticket as you are stopped on a yellow line!

[Le Sarthe]

All I did was overtake my friend Bo55 and this what he did to me.......

[mose]

Old Biddy "It was the smell of gas officer, I went dizzy and ost control"

Officer "I see madam, but this is a water main".

This has done the rounds on another forum and has caused a slight bit of controversy regarding laffing at old vulnerable biddies that have lost control of thir vehicles.

[o.versteer]

booster said:

booster in another thread nearly said:

Dammit - think I'll put 255/35 on the back and keep the 235/40's on the front next time. Just looks better with fat tyres on the back, and should keep me from oversteering into roadworks like this again.

[john22]

Officer - It got away from me during a 4 wheel drift the NOs cut in and the next thing I knew I'm here!!

[mose]

Old Biddy : "I dont care if the scooter is a write off......where's me fecking teeth?"

[hainser]

"I knew I should have bought a silver one"!

[mose]

Guy with his hands in pockets : "Don't look at me luv, I'm just stood here having a larf".

[Boosted LS1]

All I asked for was a dropped kerb.

Boosted.

[Paul.H.]

...but ociffer, I'm not as think as you pi55ed I am!!!

[Demolition Man]

Bloke on the right.......

"All I did was shout 'BINGO!' and the old bat went mental!"

[jdh1]

Marjorie was determined that the Darby & Joan over 80's 4X4 challenge would be hers this year.

[SS HSV]

Mario Andretti cart racer said:

...great and now some sod is photographing me

[MPB]

Man in Green: "Any chance of a quick blowie while your down there luv"

[VXR_Daz]

The battery must be drained.....

[mose]

Bloke in Gree : "Stupid old bat wont mind me knicking her shopping"

[BigNige]

Mrs Evel Knievel's retirement years were not the resounding success they all expected.

[mose]

Bloke in Green : "That'll teach ya for holding onto the back of the bus innit"