Whatcha doin' for Christmas?
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Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or gender preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time by the wisher.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/her or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
This warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best holiday Regards,
Andy
PS
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced for which the wisher will make a donation to the charity of his choice.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or gender preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time by the wisher.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/her or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
This warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best holiday Regards,
Andy
PS
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced for which the wisher will make a donation to the charity of his choice.
Working 12 hour shifts 24th, 25th, 26th days and 27th, 28th and 29th nights looking after the treacherous waters of the Pentland Firth and waters around Orkney from the comfort of my "concrete wheelhouse" in Scapa Flow provided by the Orkney Harbours Department. 
I will however be very very drunk over the New Year
I will however be very very drunk over the New Year
Doing the usual Christmas routine of eating too much food, whilst stuck in front of the television, trying to be nice to relatives that you'd really rather not be with ...
Once the tedium of Christmas and boxing day is out of the way, we are off to Amsterdam to PARTY PARTY and will be seeing the new year in over there
etc etc ...
Once the tedium of Christmas and boxing day is out of the way, we are off to Amsterdam to PARTY PARTY and will be seeing the new year in over there
etc etc ...
cks to christmas - I'll be going for a drive on empty roads 
Greetings from OZ.
Here with the missus in Melbourne. Lots of rain so far, but also plenty-plenty HSV's & the like - luvly. And, there beer ain't bad either. Another 4 weeks to go, then I get my car back from Rapid with all the bent engine parts fixed & 12psi.
Things are looking up. Have a good one folks, see y'all in 2008.
Smiler.
Here with the missus in Melbourne. Lots of rain so far, but also plenty-plenty HSV's & the like - luvly. And, there beer ain't bad either. Another 4 weeks to go, then I get my car back from Rapid with all the bent engine parts fixed & 12psi.
Things are looking up. Have a good one folks, see y'all in 2008.
Smiler.
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