Apparently.....

[Demolition Man]

Due to the mayhem of calling a teddy bear "Mohamed" in Sudan, Sooty has cancelled his tour of Jamaica.

[S600VXR]

Heard on the radio earlier that they are advertising for school yard supervisors for a local school but there called "urban activity wardens"! What the f***ing world coming to.
Another one is the new WEEE regs (Waste Electrical electronic equipements) which specify examples of items which are applicable and non applicable - ie: gas over with electric start is not applicable as main drive is gas... fair enough but they then state a battery operated teddy (yes a teddy) is also not applicable as it main drive still works when the batteries are flat - to amused and comfort a child.

Next they will be giving guidence on w***ing in case you overstyroke and hurt yourself or get RSI!

[LathamJohnP]

S600VXR said:

Next they will be giving guidence on w***ing in case you overstroke and hurt yourself or get RSI!

Why, of course:

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/article.aspx?...

NHS Direct said:

If masturbation is affecting your social life or personal relationships, or causing injury to your genitals, you should cut down.

John