Make Aussies happy
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In Tesco's car park last night, a guy pulls up at the side of me giving it the thumbs up. He was grinning like a cheshire cat!! I wound the window down, and he told me "Gorgeous car mate!! I haven't seen one of those in ages!!" He was Australian and well chuffed to see a Monaro. I thought he was going to make a mess of his pants, so I pressed the noise pedal a bit and he just couldn't contain himself!! "you're the man" he shouted a few times. I think he did mess his pants a bit!! Roll on the Aussie chics then!!! Where do they hang out???
aussie-astra-vxr said:
[quote=RoastBeef Roll on the Aussie chics then!!! Where do they hang out???
im afraid it dont work like that mate, aussie chics will give you the little finger implying big car .... .... lol
Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Tuesday 18th March 22:21
[/quote] Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars? Only joking, nice to see more Aussie's posting on here. My Kiwi girlfriend loves driving my V8 by the way!
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Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars?
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Far from lol, i came over here with my aussie wife to make your British £, not pick up English women lol
p.s my wife does like fast cars and owns a tuned hot hatch
even does the odd track day and enjoys the rugby and watching touring cars so no need to stray lol
Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars?
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Far from lol, i came over here with my aussie wife to make your British £, not pick up English women lol
p.s my wife does like fast cars and owns a tuned hot hatch
even does the odd track day and enjoys the rugby and watching touring cars so no need to stray lol Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Wednesday 19th March 09:34
aussie-astra-vxr said:
p.s my wife does like fast cars and owns a tuned hot hatch
even does the odd track day and enjoys the rugby and watching touring cars so no need to stray lol Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Wednesday 19th March 09:34
and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ....... RoastBeef said:
Lucky bugger! I married an Italian, she doesn't understand rugby (except that England rules!!) owns a Corsa, wants a Fiat 500! She hates the 'ro, wants me to get a Jaguar s type
and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......time for a trade in
and i dont mean the Ro lol
can she cook?
aussie-astra-vxr said:
RoastBeef said:
Lucky bugger! I married an Italian, she doesn't understand rugby (except that England rules!!) owns a Corsa, wants a Fiat 500! She hates the 'ro, wants me to get a Jaguar s type and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......
time for a trade in and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......and i dont mean the Ro lol
can she cook?
RoastBeef said:
can she cook?
YES, she can cook. I was 12 stone when we met, I'm a fat git now though!!![/quote]
she is italian and can cook, sounds pretty good to me
all you need to work on is Subliminal messaging while she is asleep monaro monaor monaro monaro monaro and all should be good
one other thing that attracted me to my misses, she can cook, one thing i hate doing lol
aussie-astra-vxr said:
RoastBeef said:
aussie-astra-vxr said:
whats a tip??????????????????
tell them to lose the stupid accent! that's a good tipstigmundfreud said:
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not, with yours you cant tell if it was knocked up by pedigree stock or the local butchers dog!
Yeah. So if it has a Scottish accent you know it's from pretty good lineage. Where as if it has one of those horrid english accents it's most likely a mongrel.
jayrockwell said:
stigmundfreud said:
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not, with yours you cant tell if it was knocked up by pedigree stock or the local butchers dog!
Yeah. So if it has a Scottish accent you know it's from pretty good lineage. Where as if it has one of those horrid english accents it's most likely a mongrel.Ginger
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