Found my future job !

[swordfishcoupe]

I think there may be a couple of applicants for this one - http://hr.leeds.ac.uk/jobs/ViewJob.as

[SimonV8ster]

You've missed the closing date unfortunatley.

I wonder if you could have kept the grin off your face during the interview when they said 'And why do you want thins job ?'

[Moanro5.7]

SimonV8ster said:

You've missed the closing date unfortunatley.

I wonder if you could have kept the grin off your face during the interview when they said 'And why do you want thins job ?'

Well i feel i would be good for this job as iam a well organised and a skilled interviewer, I like to interact with people from all walks of life.

I beleive i would bring leadership and people would like to work for me and follow me and my instructions.

Iam able to travel at a moments notice and i can adapt to all ma surrounding easily and make people around me at ease aswell.

But most of all iam a PERV

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Moanro5.7 said:

SimonV8ster said:

You've missed the closing date unfortunatley.

I wonder if you could have kept the grin off your face during the interview when they said 'And why do you want thins job ?'

Well i feel i would be good for this job as iam a well organised and a skilled interviewer, I like to interact with people from all walks of life.

I beleive i would bring leadership and people would like to work for me and follow me and my instructions.

Iam able to travel at a moments notice and i can adapt to all ma surrounding easily and make people around me at ease aswell.

But most of all iam a PERV

[Tazio1]

How much are they paying!

I have just advertised a job for 14k and had over 60 appliactaions within one day. No wonder the country has no money - how much would they really have to pay to fill this position....

[Moanro5.7]

Tazio1 said:

How much are they paying!

I have just advertised a job for 14k and had over 60 appliactaions within one day. No wonder the country has no money - how much would they really have to pay to fill this position....

I would do it for nothing

[El Diablo]

Sounds awesome. It's one of those moments where you hobby becomes your job.... getting paid to do what you are passionate about, It don't get much better.

[J. J.]

Can I claim expenses as well???

[Bonnie and Clyde]

J. J. said:

Can I claim expenses as well???

In lap dances?

[broadslide]

Next time I'm out on the town after a few bevy's I shall tell the nice door man at the local Fantasy Lounge that I'm a research Officer with Leeds University and I want to talk to their nice pretty girls. That should get me in for a freebee.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

broadslide said:

Next time I'm out on the town after a few bevy's I shall tell the nice door man at the local Fantasy Lounge that I'm a research Officer with Leeds University and I want to talk to their nice pretty girls. That should get me in for a freebee.

You'd either get a freebee Charlie, or a night in A&E

[broadslide]

I think I know which one it will be. Still got to be worth a try.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

broadslide said:

I think I know which one it will be. Still got to be worth a try.

Let me know when you decide to give it a go. I'll come along for support


i could do with a laugh

[delmeekc]

My question, so what was you searching for on google when you found this eh??