Whatever you may think about Clarkson....
Whatever you may think about Clarkson....
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Jamassey

Original Poster:

584 posts

261 months

Thursday 2nd February 2006
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... he is a lyrical genius.

"Beauty and love have no place in Britain. Which is why we are responsible for the most brutal and savage car of all: the TVR. An Alfa Romeo will try to woo you with poetry. A TVR will bend you over the Aga, rip off its kilt and give you one right there and then.

A Volkswagen will make you a lovely shepherd’s pie and light a fire to make your evening warm and cosy. Whereas a TVR will come home and bend you over the Aga again. A TVR would nick the lifeboat charity box on the bar, empty it then shove it up your jacksie. A TVR would fight for its life, its honour, its family and, most of all, its pint. "




tvr-i-will-be

5,177 posts

240 months

Friday 3rd February 2006
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Hoooo-RAH!!

Can't wait to get mine in two months time....

s5tvr

1,239 posts

254 months

Saturday 4th February 2006
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When did Clarkson pen that ?

hwassall

280 posts

305 months

Saturday 4th February 2006
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His review of the T350C in the Sunday Times:

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,12529-10

Toothbrush indeed, pah!