Anyone going to the cricket tomorrow at Edgbaston

[AMDBSNick]

If so PM me your mobile number so we can meet up for a chat and a as I don't think we will be watching much cricket

[Jockman]

Sorry matey can't make it but I hope Scotland win

[AMDBSNick]

Jockman said:

Sorry matey can't make it but I hope Scotland win

Good to see your weather is holding up - bd

[George H]

Jockman said:

Sorry matey can't make it but I hope Scotland win

Are they better at cricket than football then?

[Jockman]

George H said:

Are they better at cricket than football then?

You must be kidding!!

The trouble is that they hold all these tournaments in places that are above minus 6 degrees, a temperature at which Scottish skin stops functioning.

Look at the ladies curling team - probably best not to actually - and you will note the improvement at low temperatures

[George H]

Jockman said:

The trouble is that they hold all these tournaments in places that are above minus 6 degrees, a temperature at which Scottish skin stops functioning.

Not to mentiont the ginger hair, no wonder they struggle with the heat.

Speaking of which, are you coping without SPF400 suncream out in Dubrovnik?

[Jockman]

I use SPF30 on my face but trying SPF15 on my torso instead of P20 to see if it's any better. Great plan until I fell asleep with my hand across my chest in the sun. You can now play a lopsided game of draughts on my body

Ginger hair is reserved only for the special Jocks !!

Btw are you going to continually ignore the elephant in the room regarding blingy features on an Aston?

[George H]

Jockman said:

Btw are you going to continually ignore the elephant in the room regarding blingy features on an Aston?

I thought I made my point

[AMDBSNick]

If you go for suicide black with suicide black you can barely see the bling

[Jockman]

George H said:

I thought I made my point

The blingiest addition to an Aston is ................ Rag Top !!!!!!!!!

Even with mould on, your car is blingier than Mr and Mrs Bling from Blington having a blingy day out at the bling market looking for new bling for their blingy car

[George H]

Jockman said:

The blingiest addition to an Aston is ................ Rag Top !!!!!!!!!

Even with mould on, your car is blingier than Mr and Mrs Bling from Blington having a blingy day out at the bling market looking for new bling for their blingy car

We both know that isn't true.

bling  /blɪ©¯/ Show Spelled [bling] Slang
noun
1. expensive and flashy jewelry, clothing, or other possessions.
2. the flaunting of such possessions or the flashy lifestyle associated with it.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bling

Oh, and there's no mould on it - it's currently spotless and under it's cover

[George H]

AMDBSNick said:

If you go for suicide black with suicide black you can barely see the bling

Yeah but in recession white it looks awful!

[Jockman]

Brrrrr ........ Maybe that cold beer is giving me brain freeze but I'm sure you said that a convertible is not showy.

[George H]

Jockman said:

Brrrrr ........ Maybe that cold beer is giving me brain freeze but I'm sure you said that a convertible is not showy.

It isn't. I just enjoy the wind in your hair experience, not to mention the improvement in noise

[Jockman]

George H said:

It isn't. I just enjoy the wind in your hair experience, not to mention the improvement in noise

Hair dryer - noun - a noisy implement for blowing wind in your hair - available in various speeds and at all good electrical retailers in Lancashire - also available in white or mould green.

Or just spend £130k on a blingy convertible

[George H]

Jockman said:

Hair dryer - noun - a noisy implement for blowing wind in your hair - available in various speeds and at all good electrical retailers in Lancashire - also available in white or mould green.

Or just spend £130k on a blingy convertible

Who spent £130k on a blingy convertible? It obviously isn't me, my car cost no where near that