You couldn't make it up

[franki68]

And I didn't ,I have a tenant called james bond,met him first time today.Sat in the car park was a db9 volante ...I thought 'no cant possibly be' but it is his car.
And no he wasn't born with that name ,James something but his mum remarried to a mr bond when he was very young .

[Jockman]

What's his plate like Franki - confidentially of course

[franki68]

Jockman said:

What's his plate like Franki - confidentially of course

Private plate but doesn't tally with his name,he has actually just legally changed his name last week as when he got pulled over the police wouldn't believe him and kept dragging him down to police station.

[RichB]

franki68 said:

...he has actually just legally changed his name last week .

So he's no longer called James Bond.

[franki68]

RichB said:

So he's no longer called James Bond.

I bet you're fun at parties

[sjp63]

RichB said:

So he's no longer called James Bond.

dont spoil a good story with the facts...

[yvr]

RichB said:

So he's no longer called James Bond.

Now operating under an alias

[Token Jock]

Singen Smythe?

[michael gould]

I bet his real name is Yeti

[RichB]

franki68 said:

RichB said:

So he's no longer called James Bond.

I bet you're fun at parties

You'll find me in the kitchen...

[yeti]

michael gould said:

I bet his real name is Yeti

Only my Mum calls me that

And Molly too for some reason

[michael gould]

I bet his real name is Lewis

[gpb1]

he could keep his initials and change his name to Jason Bourne

[Jockman]

yeti said:

Only my Mum calls me that

And Molly too for some reason

Moi aussi

[Slarti]

The names bartfast...slarti..bartfast. I wonder if I'd end up in the nick if I gave my name as that?

[BingoBob]

At least he doesn't dress the part like this fellow:



source: http://www.vincentabry.com/en/batman-pulled-over-i...

[BingoBob]

Slarti said:

The names bartfast...slarti..bartfast. I wonder if I'd end up in the nick if I gave my name as that?

More likely in a flying bistro.