Quick question front the northern types (past derby)

[paddy328]

I'll be at jct600 in Leeds tomorrow and was just wondering if I should bring a flat cap with me and maybe borrow someone's whippet? I want to blend in you see. Oh and should I have gravy on everything?

Francis

[v8woollie]

Couple of ferrets down your pants should do just fine

[mikey k]

paddy328 said:

I'll be at jct600 in Leeds tomorrow and was just wondering if I should bring a flat cap with me and maybe borrow someone's whippet? I want to blend in you see. Oh and should I have gravy on everything?

Francis

Do that and I think Gillian might give you a good beating
Oh and stay well away from my new seat I know what your like with random object placed near Astons

Edited by mikey k on Tuesday 27th November 11:24

[Freakuk]

Don't forget the hovis

[shakindog]

Just get frum junction 34 to 40 on t m1 wiart drawing attention t thee sen and tha be reet lad.
A flat cap and a stuffed kestrel should be kept handy just in case in said area. Seetha

[Guycord]

paddy328 said:

I'll be at jct600 in Leeds tomorrow and was just wondering if I should bring a flat cap with me and maybe borrow someone's whippet? I want to blend in you see. Oh and should I have gravy on everything?

Francis

As a Lancastrian, I think that is a very deeply biggoted view Yorkshiremen and those of the North and is seriously outdated.




A Taqkiyah is the new flat-cap of men-folk oop-nurf

Edited by Guycord on Tuesday 27th November 11:27

[Arjxh56]

What you goning in for Paddy?
I have just mailed Tina to sort out a few things on mine. I need to get the winter tyres on, service needs sorting and a few warranty niggles need sorting too.
I am hoping i can get over and sort the winter tyres this week so might bump into you.. .ill be sure to wear a flat cap so that you can spot me!!!

[paddy328]

Right, I've managed to net myself a robin and I think with some felt tips, I should be able to make it look like kes.

Oh, got the flat cap too.

I'll be there making a fellow members new Aston shiny and protected before he picks it up. Sadly I'm a non Aston owning type. Even though if probably had the keys to more Astons than almost anyone on here lol.

[shakindog]

Nice job by sounds and don't forget a pocket full of coal to use in self defence against the rough women in the pink trackies. Who will be drawn to your foreign accent

[paddy328]

Right, I'll keep an eye out for the pink track suits.

I've just seen a toro red vantage going the other way on the m1 by the Nottingham services. Needs a wash....... Lol

[George29]

paddy328 said:

Oh and should I have gravy on everything?

Especially on fish and chips. I know you southerners are all weird when it comes to fish and chips. Like you're all scared of awt moist on them!

Curry is a good substitute to gravy too

[yeti]

Gravy is made out of meat juice, pretty much by definition... hence why it doesn't belong on fish and chips

Northerners. Pretty much proof that Neanderthals neither evolved nor died out

[snuffy]

shakindog said:

Nice job by sounds and don't forget a pocket full of coal to use in self defence against the rough women in the pink trackies.

You seem to be confusing Leeds with Liverpool there.

[LordBretSinclair]

snuffy said:

You seem to be confusing Leeds with Liverpool there.

They're all the same once you get north of Bristol

[George29]

yeti said:

Gravy is made out of meat juice, pretty much by definition... hence why it doesn't belong on fish and chips

You've clearly never tried it then! You would never go back!

Why don't they do curry sauce in southern chippys either?

[paddy328]

Got to have curry sauce on your chips! To be honest lads, I'm staying about 5 miles from the dealer on the outskirts of Bradford and judging by the area, a flat cap inbound not make me blend in!

The first thing I saw when I got out of the van was a bottle of pi$$ wedge between the car park sign. And it smells (not the bottle) it really is grim ooop north.

[paddy328]

Anyway, don't Bristol girls talk like farmers?

[Retman]

paddy328 said:

The first thing I saw when I got out of the van was a bottle of pi$$ wedge between the car park sign.

That'll be Lucozade Paddy - guaranteed- have a good gulp to try it!

[paddy328]

Not in a manky coke bottle it won't! Though, I guess I won't know until I try.

[George29]

paddy328 said:

I'm staying about 5 miles from the dealer on the outskirts of Bradford

I don't envy you one bit. Bradford should just be wiped from the face of the earth. A truly awful place. You will probably stand out more for being white than not having a flat cap on to be honest.

paddy328 said:

And it smells (not the bottle) it really is grim ooop north.

Probably the lack of fumes like in London. You must have become acclimatised to them, normal air smells weird to you