Another Aston in the village

[robgt]

First I heard was our postman was very keen to tell me. " There's another one!" My God I was curious. Anyway Molly and I plucked up the courage and went and knocked on his door.( I do sort of know him) Not knowing quite what to say when his wife answered the door I blurted out." Hi I hear that you have joined the Club" she looked a little perplexed and fetched her husband. He greeted us clutching a scalpel . " Been gutting a squirrel" he explained. My initial thought was that he was some sort of taxidermist. No, it was for dinner!
Anyway, 2 weeks ago he acquired a vey nice DB9. Lovely car!
Bottom line , his name is Clifford.
Think he might fit in rather well!!

[steveatesh]

" Been gutting a squirrel" he explained. My initial thought was that he was some sort of taxidermist. No, it was for dinner!

You think he'll fit in? Are you sure!

[robgt]

Clifford!! "Are you reading this?" Well I did tell him.

[Jockman]

I thought your entire village was under water Rob

Beware your area doesn't turn into the Wirral - common as muck

[AdamV12V]

Odd - Who the hell eats squirells? They are vermin!

[Gibberish]

robgt said:

..." Been gutting a squirrel" he explained.

As a fellow DB9 owner, I’d like to distance myself from the practice of squirrel gutting!

[Jockman]

AdamV12V said:

Odd - Who the hell eats squirells? They are vermin!

You've never met Rob, have you Adam

[brakedwell]

He could have been looking for nuts!

[Jockman]

Funny name for a squirrel, Clifford

[Neil1300R]

robgt said:

He greeted us clutching a scalpel . " Been gutting a squirrel" he explained.!

Oh come on Rob, you forgot the important details was he wearing slippers and smoking a pipe?

[mikey k]

You know this will only confirm the stereo type the townies have

[CatalystV12V]

Hmmm , squirrel fur slippers

[robgt]

Please be nice , I invited Clifford to come onto the forum! He did look quite professional with his scalpel. I told him that we were a pretty level headed bunch. normal blokes with similar interests.

[v8woollie]

robgt said:

Please be nice , I invited Clifford to come onto the forum! He did look quite professional with his scalpel. I told him that we were a pretty level headed bunch. normal blokes with similar interests.

Well, one out of three isn't bad

[steveatesh]

Neil1300R said:

Oh come on Rob, you forgot the important details was he wearing slippers and smoking a pipe?

Do you mean while he's gutting road kill or while he's wandering around the Aston? ....

I'm picturing a character from the Viz here! .......l

[robgt]

Where we live squirrels and rats can be a problem especially if you keep chickens. That is normal. Never fancied eating squirrel though. Come on guys , if he has a DB9 and psychotic tendencies I am sure he will be fine out on the road!!!

[George29]

Jockman said:

Beware your area doesn't turn into the Wirral - common as muck

And I heard there are a few Astons there

[AMDBSNick]

And if Mr Squirrel had been eating Kale you can boil that up for the veg

[Bincenzo]

AdamV12V said:

Odd - Who the hell eats squirells? They are vermin!

I was in a position some years ago when I was forced to resort to eating Squirrel (long story), but there's
fk all on them. I'm assuming he's not a chubby fella, our Clifford?

[Gibberish]

Did someone mention nuts?