Looking for my birthday present

[bentley01]

Its my birthday today and i have just got back from work. Thought i would check the garage to see if anyone has bought me an Aston sized present. Er no !!!!!! Did get a nice pair of jeans though.

[Jockman]

Happy Birthday !!

I'd better send you a prezzie - which do you prefer?

Spag Bol or Lasagne

[notsaV8V]

1BHP - Boxed Horse Power

[bentley01]

Jockman said:

Happy Birthday !!

I'd better send you a prezzie - which do you prefer?

Spag Bol or Lasagne

As long as you can confirm it is 100% horsemeat i will take the spag bol yum yum

[Cockernee]

bentley01 said:

Jockman said:

Happy Birthday !!

I'd better send you a prezzie - which do you prefer?

Spag Bol or Lasagne

As long as you can confirm it is 100% horsemeat i will take the spag bol yum yum

Don't accept anything from him that is boxed

[Jockman]

bentley01 said:

As long as you can confirm it is 100% horsemeat i will take the spag bol yum yum

Most people think this issue has been blown out of all proportion, according to a recent Gallup Poll

[Jockman]

Cockernee said:

Don't accept anything from him that is boxed

Well Neil and I shall enjoy eating your cake on the way down to Gaydon on Sunday

We are travelling in my DB9, as opposed to his gorgeous Vanquish as we won't have time to do running repairs on the way

Edited by Jockman on Tuesday 12th February 15:51

[GingerMunky]

bentley01 said:

Its my birthday today and i have just got back from work. Thought i would check the garage to see if anyone has bought me an Aston sized present. Er no !!!!!! Did get a nice pair of jeans though.

Happy birthday!

[bentley01]

GingerMunky said:

Happy birthday!

Thank you very much.

[mikey k]

Cockernee said:

bentley01 said:

Jockman said:

Happy Birthday !!

I'd better send you a prezzie - which do you prefer?

Spag Bol or Lasagne

As long as you can confirm it is 100% horsemeat i will take the spag bol yum yum

Don't accept anything from him that is boxed

i see what you did there

[Ed50]

Now then all this horse meat banter could put a man off his dinner,I've learnt not to ask what I've been presented with as it tends to p*ss
the wife off.

Any way Jockman I would have thought you would have been more sympathetic to the poor horses what with being an ex jockey and all that.......

By the way it has far reaching ramifications that may well affect AM as I believe they have already dropped their new Vanquish special colour of
Hi Ho Silver.

Oh yes and Happy Birthday OP enjoy your spag bol gift, I take it will be your Mane coarse.

[Jockman]

Eduardo you little minx....you know only too well that I was rejected by the Jockey Club as I was too small

[Ed50]

Sorry Phil I just couldn't resist.

Mind,I could just see you flying round Aintree hanging off the back of a Shetland pony.......the mind boggles.

Any way enough of my stupidity so lets put a lid on it if you can pardon the pun.

[Jockman]

Ed50 said:

Sorry Phil I just couldn't resist.

Mind,I could just see you flying round Aintree hanging off the back of a Shetland pony.......the mind boggles.

Any way enough of my stupidity so lets put a lid on it if you can pardon the pun.

Lovely red V12V on the other thread matey

Or a blue one.....

[Ed50]

Jockman said:

Lovely red V12V on the other thread matey

Or a blue one.....

Naughty!, got the tee shirt for that one,

Currently moving in a strange direction......wait for it.....

Off to Geneva next month to have a beak at all things shiny.

[F1 NDW]

Jockman said:

Cockernee said:

Don't accept anything from him that is boxed

Well Neil and I shall enjoy eating your cake on the way down to Gaydon on Sunday

We are travelling in my DB9, as opposed to his gorgeous Vanquish as we won't have time to do running repairs on the way

Edited by Jockman on Tuesday 12th February 15:51

To quote our friend "Get stuffed GIT"!

[George29]

Jockman said:

you know only too well that I was rejected by the Jockey Club as I was too small

Really? I've heard you referred to as a jockey of some description before

[George29]

Jockman said:

Happy Birthday !!

I'd better send you a prezzie - which do you prefer?

Spag Bol or Lasagne

Or you could send some Tesco own brand lager. Apparently that is 63% horse piss!

[Behr]

Jockman said:

Most people think this issue has been blown out of all proportion, according to a recent Gallup Poll

I think horse meat is lovely if slow cooked. I am a good cook, but then again, I never attended cantering college.