Common as muck

[jeremydb9]

There are normally 2 DB9s in our car park but today there are 3.

Only one Ford!

I feel I need my own Spotted thread!

[Arjxh56]

Technically 3 fords then?....the sum of parts and all!

I pulled out the footwell light bulb holder this afternoon and it had Ford written across the side. I wonder how many Ford generic parts are actually in the build?

Edited by Arjxh56 on Tuesday 12th February 16:25

[Jockman]

Arjxh56 said:

Technically 3 fords then?....the sum of parts and all!

Jamie, does your job involve maths?

[Cockernee]

Jockman said:

Arjxh56 said:

Technically 3 fords then?....the sum of parts and all!

Jamie, does your job involve maths?

He is an accountant

Mine always says 3 + 1 = 3 and I for one agree That is 3 grand from this blag, 1 grand from that. Tell the boys we bagged 3 grand in total and bobs yer uncle. Simples!

[GingerMunky]

Cockernee said:

He is an accountant

Mine always says 3 + 1 = 3 and I for one agree That is 3 grand from this blag, 1 grand from that. Tell the boys we bagged 3 grand in total and bobs yer uncle. Simples!

For HMRC;
3 + 1 = 4

For suppliers;
3 + 1 = 2

For clients
3 + 1 = 6

For press release
3 + 1 = 15 growth over 3 years

For the wife
3 + 1 = shoes

[Little Donkey]

Cockernee said:

He is an accountant

Mine always says 3 + 1 = 3 and I for one agree That is 3 grand from this blag, 1 grand from that. Tell the boys we bagged 3 grand in total and bobs yer uncle. Simples!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant who had to work it out with a pencil?

[Arjxh56]

My attempt at a quick joke didnt get written down so well did it!

Anyway, at least you all had a laugh so the outcome was the same .. to make you laugh even more, my first job after leaving education was actually accountancy! Good job I moved on i think!!!!

[mikey k]

GingerMunky said:

For HMRC;
3 + 1 = 4

For suppliers;
3 + 1 = 2

For clients
3 + 1 = 6

For press release
3 + 1 = 15 growth over 3 years

For the wife
3 + 1 = shoes

How did you get hold of our business plan

[verminator]

Blimey!! if they are the average company car at your place GIS A JOB !!

[AdamV8V]

verminator said:

Blimey!! if they are the average company car at your place GIS A JOB !!

I'd guess it's a retirement home

[B4rnst4ble]

what's the car between the two 9's, that looks more rare!

[George29]

AdamV8V said:

verminator said:

Blimey!! if they are the average company car at your place GIS A JOB !!

I'd guess it's a retirement home

[jeremydb9]

verminator said:

Blimey!! if they are the average company car at your place GIS A JOB !!

Well it depends if you can flog software I suppose!

Defo not a retirement home! One is ours, the other was visiting the dentist next door, and the Vantage lives here as well - well known national franchise.

Telling that the bloke visiting the dentist had the newest car ... and the brightest teeth I suppose!

Given what the dentist charges (root canal and crown the other day) he should be driving one as well!

Nicholas Mee are 200 yds away - so we could have a drive in!

[Cockernee]

jeremydb9 said:

verminator said:

Blimey!! if they are the average company car at your place GIS A JOB !!

Well it depends if you can flog software I suppose!

and especially subscription based Now all you need is an APP

[michael gould]

I hate accountants

[jeremydb9]

Cockernee said:

and especially subscription based Now all you need is an APP

We have been subscription based for several years. Sadly we had 8 years where we sold / charged support and deployed on client premises - all of which is a mugs game! All the grief and no real reward. Had i twigged earlier there would be a new DB9 outside!

[jeremydb9]

Cockernee said:

and especially subscription based Now all you need is an APP

We have been subscription based for several years. Sadly we had 8 years where we sold / charged support and deployed on client premises - all of which is a mugs game! All the grief and no real reward. Had i twigged earlier there would be a new DB9 outside!