Time to get some protection on......

[paddy328]

Right then boys. I've started to notice evenings are getting a bit colder now and I think it's time that those of you that aren't going to put their cars away for the winter should be thinking of waxing them or applying some form of paint sealant.

This is by no means an advert to try and get work out of you lot, but I thought that if people left it much longer, then you will end up running out of light etc and It won't get done and you don't want an unprotected Aston in this country do you.

While this is by no means thread of the year, it might go some way to keeping some nice cars in better condition by jogging your memory or giving you the nudge you need to get off your arse and wax the car.

Ill be doing an updated product guide soon too.

Any questions, just fire away.

Francis

[AMDBSNick]

Talking of protection will you be shaging your new bird tonight?

[avinalarf]

AMDBSNick said:

Talking of protection will you be shaging your new bird tonight?

Funny that, I always spell it "shagging".
Got me with the title Paddy ,thought you needed me to send the boys round.

Edited by avinalarf on Saturday 31st August 21:27

[woolders]

avinalarf said:

Funny that I always spell it "shagging".
Got me with the title Paddy ,thought you needed me to send the boys round.

Edited by avinalarf on Saturday 31st August 21:26

It only happens in Rugby so is not universal terminology.

[paddy328]

I love a misleading title. Hardly a new bird Nick, it's been over a year now.

You're ok Nick, yours is nice and protected.

[Bincenzo]

No Woolders, incorrect I'm afraid. Rugby is a centre of doging excellence, not shaging. Must be an insurance thing....

[AMDBSNick]

paddy328 said:

I love a misleading title. Hardly a new bird Nick, it's been over a year now.

And she's still putting up with you

[avinalarf]

woolders said:

avinalarf said:

Funny that I always spell it "shagging".
Got me with the title Paddy ,thought you needed me to send the boys round.

Edited by avinalarf on Saturday 31st August 21:26

It only happens in Rugby so is not universal terminology.

In Rugby, oh didn't realise it was in foreign,perhaps there it might mean he is actually fking a proper bird,as in,
"Hi Paddy,you shaging that Ostrich tonight".

[AMDBSNick]

woolders said:

It only happens in Rugby so is not universal terminology.

Shagging makes me think of virgins. Talking of which how are they treating you

[paddy328]

It's funny, because she has stopped asking me what car I'm doing, because its nearly always an Aston!

Where Nick lives is dogging central. Never go to his local, I think you'll come out a changed man.

[Bincenzo]

paddy328 said:

It's funny, because she has stopped asking me what car I'm doing, because its nearly always an Aston!

Where Nick lives is dogging central. Never go to his local, I think you'll come out a changed man.

I did, never walked straight since....

[V12woollie]

Gotta be a PH record. We've gone from waxing cars to shagging, dogging and dodgy pubs in Rugby within five replies.

Nice one

[Jockman]

Indeed.

This thread had so much potential too

[V8 Animal]

In the pub toilet tonight there's a condom machine 2 brands of protection and Anadin tablets I'm not joking

[lime1]

V8 Animal said:

In the pub toilet tonight there's a condom machine 2 brands of protection and Anadin tablets I'm not joking

By providing the Anadin for you to give her first, they're ensuring you get best use out of the other products which in turn will maximise their income! Good marketing and helps to ensure a return for your investment

[paddy328]

It was never on topic from the start lol. Tony's fanny magnet thread did better than this.

[V12woollie]

paddy328 said:

It was never on topic from the start lol. Tony's fanny magnet thread did better than this.

The only fanny Tony would attract is Fanny Craddock

[Cockernee]

paddy328 said:

I love a misleading title. Hardly a new bird Nick, it's been over a year now.

You're ok Nick, yours is nice and protected.

Not from me it wasn't Nothing you could do will add value to that car now. It is scarred for life

[paddy328]

That's very true. Nothing I can apply with protect it from pheasants etc

[Tony V12V]

paddy328 said:

That's very true. Nothing I can apply with protect it from pheasants etc

How about these - they have wheels on