V8 Vantage Reg P99 GNS
V8 Vantage Reg P99 GNS
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greggy50

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6,281 posts

221 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Hello

Just wondered if you were on a member here so I could tell you how much of a wker you drove. Merged onto the motorway straight across 3 lanes and were literally inches from hitting an Audi A4 in front of me.

Then was up the arse of cars already doing about 95 leptons who where happily overtaking and then you decided to start trying to undertake everyone before having to slam the brakes on as you failed.

Finally treat was when you left the M6 was to again cut across 3 lanes and cut several cars up as you had to overtake that one last car for no fking reason. You stupid fking tt!!!

cayman-black

13,268 posts

246 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Bloody hell they are fast those v8s.

bigeckfaetherigs

115 posts

160 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Bet it sounded good too ;-)

Wobbly

563 posts

203 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Haha, I hope the driver is on here.

I want to hear his reply !

avinalarf

6,438 posts

172 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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greggy50 said:
Hello

Just wondered if you were on a member here so I could tell you how much of a wker you drove. Merged onto the motorway straight across 3 lanes and were literally inches from hitting an Audi A4 in front of me.

Then was up the arse of cars already doing about 95 leptons who where happily overtaking and then you decided to start trying to undertake everyone before having to slam the brakes on as you failed.

Finally treat was when you left the M6 was to again cut across 3 lanes and cut several cars up as you had to overtake that one last car for no fking reason. You stupid fking tt!!!
I suggest you post on the AMOC forum.
The Aston drivers on here are a very well behaved bunch of older gentlemen and would never behave in such a fashion.
Having read your post I would agree that the driver was a right fking wker bd.

Edited by avinalarf on Friday 16th January 16:50

Leatherseat

91 posts

208 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Perhaps it was a 'yoof' driving; who had just stolen the car. The lack of respect for other road users, the laws of the land and the car, would suggest something was not right!





Jon39

14,939 posts

173 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Good afternoon Greg,

It was not me. Having a top speed of 180mph, there is little point in using the upper three gears on a busy motorway, so you would usually find me in lane one, probably quite happily doing about 65mph. That type of registration number would not be my choice either.

The behavior that you describe is dreadful. I wonder if it might be a driver owned car, or one of the Vantages that has become a rental car.

Congratulations on becoming a Business Manager, within just one year of obtaining your degree. At that rate you are destined for the top.

To me, young people do seem too trusting in their use of the internet. Even though you state your employer's parent is GDF, with job applicant's internet records being routinely checked these days, too much emphasis on the 'french' may turn out to be unwise.

Oh, and never reverse an Aston Martin up your steep driveway.



Edited by Jon39 on Friday 16th January 19:24

Jon1967x

8,192 posts

154 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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I've come across a driver on the M6 in an old V8 Vantage who was one of the biggest c0cks I've ever seen. The worst part was when he decided to do a high speed undertake through J13 of the M6 as traffic was joining the motorway and nearly collected a couple of cars as he swerved back in to avoid a high speed rear shunt (this was a year ago before the roadworks). There is one out there I'm afraid. But probably only one. Not sure about the AMOC posting, although wearing slippers may have accounted for lack of control smile

avinalarf

6,438 posts

172 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Jon1967x said:
I've come across a driver on the M6 in an old V8 Vantage who was one of the biggest c0cks I've ever seen. The worst part was when he decided to do a high speed undertake through J13 of the M6 as traffic was joining the motorway and nearly collected a couple of cars as he swerved back in to avoid a high speed rear shunt (this was a year ago before the roadworks). There is one out there I'm afraid. But probably only one. Not sure about the AMOC posting, although wearing slippers may have accounted for lack of control smile
Sorry to have to pick you up on a mistake Jon.
The car was a Vantage,it is only DB9 owners that wear slippers.
In fact I am wearing mine at this very moment,a rather fetching pair in tan sheepskin ,fully lined. I will post a pic if you wish.
I understood that Vantage drivers tended to wear pointy toe shoes with Cuban heels.
It's a shame that the OP could not tell us whether the offending driver was wearing red trousers,a dead giveaway as an AMOC member.

Jon1967x

8,192 posts

154 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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avinalarf said:
Jon1967x said:
I've come across a driver on the M6 in an old V8 Vantage who was one of the biggest c0cks I've ever seen. The worst part was when he decided to do a high speed undertake through J13 of the M6 as traffic was joining the motorway and nearly collected a couple of cars as he swerved back in to avoid a high speed rear shunt (this was a year ago before the roadworks). There is one out there I'm afraid. But probably only one. Not sure about the AMOC posting, although wearing slippers may have accounted for lack of control smile
Sorry to have to pick you up on a mistake Jon.
The car was a Vantage,it is only DB9 owners that wear slippers.
In fact I am wearing mine at this very moment,a rather fetching pair in tan sheepskin ,fully lined. I will post a pic if you wish.
I understood that Vantage drivers tended to wear pointy toe shoes with Cuban heels.
It's a shame that the OP could not tell us whether the offending driver was wearing red trousers,a dead giveaway as an AMOC member.
I can see now why the police didn't take my crime report seriously.... (Not sure which would be funnier, seeing owners portrayed on "death in paradise or "crime watch")



Impasse

15,099 posts

271 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Apologies, Greg. I was in a hurry to get back to mine as my Arctic Roll was starting to melt and only the ice compartment in my Miele refrigerator is competent enough to refreeze defrosting desserts. In hindsight I probably should have worn gloves to handle the ice creamy goodness instead of entrusting the job to my inside pocket.

But next time beep and wave hello.

cayman-black

13,268 posts

246 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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LOL. post on AMOC rofl sure he will be on there!

Omaruk

734 posts

189 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Whats wrong with the 22 year old business managers of today, can't they enjoy the sound and spectacle of enthusiastic driving?

Phil74891

1,086 posts

163 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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It wasn't me, but I just looked up what a Lepton is. Don't really understand it, but I now know it's a sort of a particle thing. Thanks.



JohnG123

663 posts

160 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Could have been in for a service and was out on test drive by the mechanics prior to being handed over to the customer.

Jon39

14,939 posts

173 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Phil74891 said:
... but I just looked up what a Lepton is.
Don't really understand it ...

That is the exactly the point.
With 22 year old business bosses, we ordinary mortals are not expected to be able to understand.

Holistic, re-engineered Lepton culture.
Strategic, focused scenario for team expansion.
Virtual, extended competence enabler.
Harmonized, team-based mind set.
Pro-active, enhanced competence for Lepton empowerment.
Pro-active, paradigms and sales enablers.

smile



FrankieDBSBee

763 posts

152 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Jon39 said:
Phil74891 said:
... but I just looked up what a Lepton is.
Don't really understand it ...

That is the exactly the point.
With 22 year old business bosses, we ordinary mortals are not expected to be able to understand.

Holistic, re-engineered Lepton culture.
Strategic, focused scenario for team expansion.
Virtual, extended competence enabler.
Harmonized, team-based mind set.
Pro-active, enhanced competence for Lepton empowerment.
Pro-active, paradigms and sales enablers.

smile
WTF! I'm now officially an old git. Didn't undrestand a word of your banter dear chap!!

Impasse

15,099 posts

271 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Chuck a lepton on the barbie and see who salutes it. Or something.

SlartiF430

1,828 posts

184 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Cofely : dealt with them a lot. Fairly amateur outfit. Your learning will peak at 2 years, and then move on.

SlartiF430

1,828 posts

184 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Cofely : dealt with them a lot. Fairly amateur outfit. Your learning will peak at 2 years, and then move on.