April Fool

[Little Donkey]

I was thinking on posting a little April fool wind up by announcing that Aston Martin were planning on producing an all electric SUV car, but they beat me to it at the Geneva motor show. Bit gutted really, the last time I was going to post I'd dreamt up that they'd teamed up with Toyota to produce a tiny city car and they beat me to that too!

[Neilc123]

What about saying that they were going to bring back the Lagonda name, or produce a DB10 which is actually a Vantage underneath? Oh hang on....

[Manwhoneverwas]

Apparently the all electric SUV (which does not exist yet) is for a customer called Charlotte.
She is a wealthy American, very cool and classy lady (she also does not exist)

Err whats today's date?
I better take my tablets now

[Jonsv8]

Jeez... Next you'll be telling us they're putting merc engines in them possibly with forced induction!

[avinalarf]

Oops....sorry .....
I thought this topic was about a certain Jockman who recently purchased a mansion "oop norf" only to find he couldn't get his car out the driveway without fecking up the splitter.

[Neil1300r]

avinalarf said:

Oops....sorry .....
I thought this topic was about a certain Jockman who recently purchased a mansion "oop norf" only to find he couldn't get his car out the driveway without fecking up the splitter.

He was /is the March fool

[Phil74891]

I'd also heard they were thinking of selling 565bhp sports cars in northern Europe, fitted with tyres that don't work below 7C.

Don't call me Shirley etc,.

[Jockman]

Neil1300r said:

avinalarf said:

Oops....sorry .....
I thought this topic was about a certain Jockman who recently purchased a mansion "oop norf" only to find he couldn't get his car out the driveway without fecking up the splitter.

He was /is the March fool

Nobs

Karen did her usual cling film under the toilet seats. I did my usual laxatives in her vodka. When will she ever learn

[avinalarf]

Jockman said:

Nobs

Karen did her usual cling film under the toilet seats. I did my usual laxatives in her vodka. When will she ever learn

Mmmmm CLASSY.....
You northerners certainly know how to have fun......NOT.

[Jockman]

avinalarf said:

Mmmmm CLASSY.....
You northerners certainly know how to have fun......NOT.

Etienne....you still barred from Bopals?

[avinalarf]

Jockman said:

Etienne....you still barred from Bopals?

Eh bien Monsieur Jockers......a bit below the belt.
I've left it several months in the belief they won't recognise me if I choose to visit.

[CO 2]

I imagine Bond and Goldfinger can get in a round of golf while waiting for their cars to recharge, and then resume the chase scene

Edited by CO 2 on Wednesday 1st April 14:48

[RichB]

CO 2 said:

What's that meant to be? One of those obelisks off 2001 Space Odyssey?

[Manwhoneverwas]

RichB said:

What's that meant to be? One of those obelisks off 2001 Space Odyssey?

No, its one of the new AM electric charging points (that don't actually exist) for the all new AM electric SUV (which also does not exist).
No doubt "Charlotte" will have to ask some bloke if it takes unleaded electricity or super unleaded electricity

[RichB]

Oh, with no interest in the current EVs I didn't spot that that is meant to be an electricity pump.

[Jonsv8]

The Aston Martin hurse for jockman?





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