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paddy328 said:
Def going to be a vanquish. You hate all other brands and think the people who own them are tossers. Actually, you think us lot are tossers too.....
everyone is a tosser.....except you...your a w
ker...;)..i have detailed this fact in previous posts....i have already spoken to sl.....
Edited by tonyhall38 on Wednesday 15th July 13:15
paddy328 said:
Thats ok then. I like to think of myself as different.
Dearest Paddy ....I think you do not quite grasp the meaning of the word 'wker'.It is not,as you may believe a term of endearment.
Definition of w
ker.......› a very stupid or unpleasant person, usually a man:
e.g. They're all a bunch of w
kers!› less commonly, a person who masturbates.
paddy328 said:
Coming from tony, I think it's a term of endearment. Besides, there are two kinds of people in this world, wkers and liars. So, if you're not a wker, you're a liar ;-)
I can only surmise that your oversimplified analysis of the nature of Mankind is the result of eating too much cake,that and imbibing some of your car wash fluid .kers and liars. So, if you're not a wker, you're a liar ;-)However I must apologise to Tosser Tony for encroaching on hie enigmatic post and wish him all the best in the knowledge that his new motor vehicle will undoubtedly prove to be as much of a "fanny magnet" as was his DBS.
Edited by avinalarf on Wednesday 15th July 15:05
Let me be one of the first to congratulate you on a stunning purchase…………….
I think the colour compliments the car very well,you chose wisely my friend…………..
All you need do now is post up 3 million photo's,pick a tttie name and the jobs a good un………
Well done, look forward to seeing it in the flesh.
I think the colour compliments the car very well,you chose wisely my friend…………..
All you need do now is post up 3 million photo's,pick a t
ttie name and the jobs a good un………Well done, look forward to seeing it in the flesh.
Edited by Ed50 on Wednesday 15th July 16:33
Ed50 said:
Let me be the second to congratulate you on a stunning purchase…………….
I think the colour compliments the car very well,you chose wisely my friend…………..
All you need do now is post up 3 million photo's,pick a tttie name and the jobs a good un………
Well done, look forward to see it in the flesh.
EFA. I think the colour compliments the car very well,you chose wisely my friend…………..
All you need do now is post up 3 million photo's,pick a t
ttie name and the jobs a good un………Well done, look forward to see it in the flesh.
You kept that secret for ages lol.
I can just imagine it now.
dealer: hello sir
tony:awight, i want that fackin vanquish you have over there.
dealer: ok sir, its £170000
tony: you can fack right off you jumped up little cant.
dealer: oh my, I've not been spoke to like that before
tony, well get used to it. Now, i'll give you my DBS and some old Db9 grills I've got knocking around in the garage.
dealer: sorry sir, that won't be enough.
tony: right then, i'll give you another ton, but i want free servicing for life! Tell you what, i'll even give you some of the fruit and veg off my market stand that didn't sell today. Thats my final offfer!
dealer: well sir, since you put it like that, how can i refuse. let me draw up the paper work.
I can just imagine it now.
dealer: hello sir
tony:awight, i want that fackin vanquish you have over there.
dealer: ok sir, its £170000
tony: you can fack right off you jumped up little cant.
dealer: oh my, I've not been spoke to like that before
tony, well get used to it. Now, i'll give you my DBS and some old Db9 grills I've got knocking around in the garage.
dealer: sorry sir, that won't be enough.
tony: right then, i'll give you another ton, but i want free servicing for life! Tell you what, i'll even give you some of the fruit and veg off my market stand that didn't sell today. Thats my final offfer!
dealer: well sir, since you put it like that, how can i refuse. let me draw up the paper work.
Edited by paddy328 on Wednesday 15th July 16:57
Steven,
Yes I had to go back and edit my post of congratulations as whilst I was trying to be humorous you beat me by a minute,you git……..
I shall refer to you as the Minute Man from now on…
Edited after reading Paddy's post,
Yup that pretty much covers it Paddy,its as if you were there………..
The poor unsuspecting Salesman is still looking up some of the technical terms of endearment like "cant"………….
Yes I had to go back and edit my post of congratulations as whilst I was trying to be humorous you beat me by a minute,you git……..
I shall refer to you as the Minute Man from now on…
Edited after reading Paddy's post,
Yup that pretty much covers it Paddy,its as if you were there………..
The poor unsuspecting Salesman is still looking up some of the technical terms of endearment like "cant"………….
Edited by Ed50 on Wednesday 15th July 16:44
Ed50 said:
Yes I had to go back and edit my post of congratulations as whilst I was trying to be humorous you beat me by a minute,you git……..
I shall refer to you as minute man from now on…
Thanks Ed,you've given me a good larf on a slowish Wednesday afternoon.I shall refer to you as minute man from now on…
Whoever said that robbing banks doesn't pay ?
Paddy ....that's an exceptionally humerous post for you.
lol, nope, but i was there at works when you politely made an offer on their vanquish. I don't think the factory could build them for what you offered the bloke lol.
Was it stuart that fell for your charms this time?
Shame to see the lightening sliver car go though, it was a stunner.
If the old one was a fanny magnet, whats this one going to be like?!
Was it stuart that fell for your charms this time?
Shame to see the lightening sliver car go though, it was a stunner.
If the old one was a fanny magnet, whats this one going to be like?!
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