Last night I watched a drunken man run up my V12S bonnet...
Last night I watched a drunken man run up my V12S bonnet...
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Flugplatz

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1,955 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Last night I watched a drunken man run up my V12S bonnet on to the roof and then down onto the boot before jumping back down to the road.

It was the maddest thing to actually see happen.

CSK1

1,824 posts

154 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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No way! Didn't you have your shotgun at hand?

gmacdb9

236 posts

162 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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rageshoot

roughrider

998 posts

216 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Any damage? Where is he buried?

cayman-black

13,268 posts

246 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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You are joking right?

Neil1300r

5,776 posts

208 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Should you be admitting to torture and murder on a public forum?

GT Two

3,070 posts

222 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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If this is true I feel for you, the guy should be hung up by his ankles and have the soles of his feet beaten with 2x4's.

This is as bad as the guy who keyed the Aston in a car park.

A10

633 posts

129 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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I'm of the Vincent Vega school of thought when it comes to this kind of thing.

V8Chris

107 posts

129 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Was it parked on a drive or the road... If someone come onto your drive to do that its unbelievable

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

199 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Do you have a decent CCTV footage?

Flugplatz

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1,955 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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No joke!!!!

It happened.

It was outside my home, but on the public road around 10pm.
I watched it from my living room window. I saw him at the front of the car, then he took 2 steps back and launched himself!!!

You should have seen me slipping everywhere, sock to carpet, as I tried to grab my car key, house key, phone, shoes biggrin
When I got outside he was long gone as I inspected the points of contact.
I was expecting dents and heavy scratches and a knackered roof (Roadster).

Unbelievably there was ZERO damage.




grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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You should keep a set of golf clubs near the front door in case he comes back you fancy a game in the morning.

Flugplatz

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1,955 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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crazy about cars said:
Do you have a decent CCTV footage?
No footage but I chased after him and found him just half a mile up the road.
He was 17 or 18 and so I just pulled alongside him and dropped the window.
He dropped his head into view and just looked shocked and denied it.
He didnt say anything else and just stood there emotionless.
At that point a girl appeared and asked what was going on.
I told her and she said send a bill for any cleaning needed to...
and gave me the guys address. Ha Ha.



tonyhall38

4,194 posts

246 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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PM me his address....I guarantee he won't ever do it again.....

Flugplatz

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1,955 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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tonyhall38 said:
PM me his address....I guarantee he won't ever do it again.....
Deal biggrin

cayman-black

13,268 posts

246 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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What a scum bag!

paddy328

2,930 posts

215 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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What a wker. Have you had a good look at it in the light to see if there is any damage?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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Some scrote exploded a nuclear device next to my MG Midget half an hour ago....

A10

633 posts

129 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Some scrote exploded a nuclear device next to my MG Midget half an hour ago....
You see OP, there are some decent people out there...

RobDown

3,807 posts

158 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Some scrote exploded a nuclear device next to my MG Midget half an hour ago....
i did warn you that lock-up garage in North Korea was cheap for a reason.....