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woodsypedia said:
It could be that a lot of staff have taken a relocation package to Wales to manage setup of the new plant. I suspect many of these roles are back fill.
that would certainly make a lot of senseI wonder also how many of these roles are created because of the increase in the number of genuinely new models launching over the next few years, with far less parts sharing across the range I imagine ?
Don't we just love modern job titles.
New Model Buyer - Acting as a mystery customer perhaps.
Release Analyst - Makes plans for the next recession, when all these new recruits have to be fired.
Launch Controller - Gaydon we have a problem. (I am sure you all get it, but if not, think Houston.)
Package Engineer - Previous experience with Amazon would be an advantage.
New Model Launch Leader - Keeping secrets desirable.
Can you think of any others?
Jon39 said:
Don't we just love modern job titles.
New Model Buyer - Acting as a mystery customer perhaps.
Release Analyst - Makes plans for the next recession, when all these new recruits have to be fired.
Launch Controller - Gaydon we have a problem. (I am sure you all get it, but if not, think Houston.)
Package Engineer - Previous experience with Amazon would be an advantage.
New Model Launch Leader - Keeping secrets desirable.
Can you think of any others?
Manager - Body Development. = Runs the gym.New Model Buyer - Acting as a mystery customer perhaps.
Release Analyst - Makes plans for the next recession, when all these new recruits have to be fired.
Launch Controller - Gaydon we have a problem. (I am sure you all get it, but if not, think Houston.)
Package Engineer - Previous experience with Amazon would be an advantage.
New Model Launch Leader - Keeping secrets desirable.
Can you think of any others?
Manager - CAD = Takes advantage of his female staff.
Release Analyst = Specialist in the study of orgasams.
Senior Engineer- CAD seats platform = makes sure that Pervy manager, already mentioned, has somewhere to sit.
Product Engineer - Body Manager ( South Wales) = tries to get the fat birds from Llanelli off the kebabs and into his gym.
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