Oh dear oh dear (how not to sell a car on Pistonheads)

[trickywoo]

[url]http://pistonheads.com/sales/119981.h[/url]

How on any level can someone think they will sell a car with an ad like this?

[HUGE]

trickywoo said:

[url]http://pistonheads.com/sales/119981.h[/url]

How on any level can someone think they will sell a car with an ad like this?

Brilliant...Vicky Pollard tries to sell her car on Pistonheads....class

[_Batty_]

can't even be assed to spell check it
rubbish

[Marki]

Bloomin Northern Monkeys

[HUGE]

Marki said:

Bloomin Northern Monkeys

Careful.....how far North are we talking about ??

[_Batty_]

HUGE said:

Marki said:

Bloomin Northern Monkeys

Careful.....how far North are we talking about ??

anything higher than Oxford

[HUGE]

_Batty_ said:

HUGE said:

Marki said:

Bloomin Northern Monkeys

Careful.....how far North are we talking about ??

anything higher than Oxford

is that North of the legendary "North of Watford Gap vacuum" we're used to ?

[_Batty_]

hey im lucky if i leave somerset
everyone is foreigners

[Mastiff]

strange advert person said:

-can be mentioned in the same breath as the Porsche Carrera GT and the McLaren Mercedes.

Only if you are breathing in mind altering drugs...

[GregE240]

Dear Nigel

Learn yor fookin grammer man

[rsvmilly]

Also, it IS NOT an MR model!

[Chris71]

trickywoo said:

[url]http://pistonheads.com/sales/119981.h[/url]

How on any level can someone think they will sell a car with an ad like this?

You'd never have thought that add was written by someone called Nigel would you? Nigey B maybe.... "It is well quicker than me' mate Jimall's corsa"

[rsvmilly]

Gazboy said:

"You give it a bellyful of revs, dump the clutch,"

...and then replace the clutch....

[HUGE]

If anybody on here buys it...we'll track you down and get Ted to remove your membership(among other things).....you have been warned!

[r5gttgaz]

Did anyone see the VX220 Turbo being sold on here by a Gypsy Princess? I think the advert has been removed today.

[rsvmilly]

HUGE said:

If anybody on here buys it...we'll track you down and get Ted to remove your membership(among other things).....you have been warned!

You can't blame the poor car for its owner's ineptitude.

Mind you, his descriptions don't paint that 'loved vehicle' feeling you want to convey to potential buyers.

[turbo-tastic]

Argh.

People like that give me a headache.

I dont know what words I'm allowed to use on PH, but I'm assuming nobber is acceptable giving the situation??

edited: for spelling

Edited by turbo-tastic on Friday 15th December 19:58

[speedtwelve]

I'd bet money that the lower case text has been copied verbatim from M*x P***r or some other Child Racer's automotive porn mag. Whoever wrote the upper case stuff is incapable of even fundamental written English. What I don't understand is how someone with the intellectual capacity of an empty crisp packet ends-up in the fiscal position to acquire such a car. Other than the usual council-estate short-term/high-yield career enterprises that is...

[shadowninja]

It's odd. When he types in capitals, his spelling dies.

[Sarbs]

Its so bad its great, a true work of art!
The advert is sheer genius, deserves more views than the advert for the new 599gtb, marketing of the highest order!
That said the car in question lets the side down quite badly , and i'd rather make an offer for the 05 micra in the background of pic one!

Cant wait to get into one of my cars and 'dump the clutch' in the morning!