oi! out the way lardy pannier boy
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FFS you are commuting into the most congested s
th0le cities (London) ever. Why do you need lame brain panniers? get the fark out out lane 2.5 and sit with the cars. That includes you, mr sad Pan am Can Am silly 3 wheeler bloke. The whole point of bikes is that they are slim and can FILTER you idiot. Or if you must try it, get out of my way. Use your mirrors dumbo. My scooter is faster than your abomination, my bike is faster than everything else, apparently, as I'm the only sodding rider in the high winds and rain recently that doesn't have the bloody panniers and extra wheels. ARGHHHHH. I need beer and relaxation. Thank you.
th0le cities (London) ever. Why do you need lame brain panniers? get the fark out out lane 2.5 and sit with the cars. That includes you, mr sad Pan am Can Am silly 3 wheeler bloke. The whole point of bikes is that they are slim and can FILTER you idiot. Or if you must try it, get out of my way. Use your mirrors dumbo. My scooter is faster than your abomination, my bike is faster than everything else, apparently, as I'm the only sodding rider in the high winds and rain recently that doesn't have the bloody panniers and extra wheels. ARGHHHHH. I need beer and relaxation. Thank you.
srob said:
Ping.
So that's people not wearing enough leather, loud exhausts and commuters moaning about more bikes in traffic jams.
All that's left is a car v's bike TT thread and we've got all the "start of every summer, every year" threads done...
Don't forget the "do you still nod to other bikers?" thread So that's people not wearing enough leather, loud exhausts and commuters moaning about more bikes in traffic jams.
All that's left is a car v's bike TT thread and we've got all the "start of every summer, every year" threads done...
creampuff said:
Big bikes with wide panniers driven by experienced riders filter far better and far faster and far safer than little bikes driven by chumps.
Little scooters with no panniers ridden by experienced riders filter far better and far faster than big bikes with panniers ridden by chumps.
Although i will agree that most of the s
t riders appear to be sporting a red L. sc0tt said:
creampuff said:
Big bikes with wide panniers driven by experienced riders filter far better and far faster and far safer than little bikes driven by chumps.
Little scooters with no panniers ridden by experienced riders filter far better and far faster than big bikes with panniers ridden by chumps.
Although i will agree that most of the s
t riders appear to be sporting a red L. What a supprise. Learners don't have as much skill are non learners...
Edited by PaulMoor on Wednesday 13th June 09:19
sc0tt said:
Little scooters with no panniers ridden by experienced riders filter far better and far faster than big bikes with panniers ridden by chumps.
I used my bike for work for the first time in about 6 weeks this morning. Jesus Christ there was some fking idiots out this morning.
A cyclist who decided to pull in front of me just as I was pulling away – you’re a very lucky man
Some ginger bird on a 600 who has no idea about filtering or consideration to other bikers
The usual ahole Addison Lee drivers
The scooter rider who decided to block me between himself and the Porsche and then started squeezing me – yes, you deserved that gobful, you idiot
I missed it – it gets me fired up ready for the day.
king idiots out this morning.A cyclist who decided to pull in front of me just as I was pulling away – you’re a very lucky man
Some ginger bird on a 600 who has no idea about filtering or consideration to other bikers
The usual a
hole Addison Lee driversThe scooter rider who decided to block me between himself and the Porsche and then started squeezing me – yes, you deserved that gobful, you idiot
I missed it – it gets me fired up ready for the day.
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