Apocalypse Meh. Rat Racer
Apocalypse Meh. Rat Racer
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Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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Good evening guys.

My brother in law asked me to help out with a spot of decorating earlier.

Naturally I was suspicious.

Turns out he wanted to show me his unfinished Zombie Apocalypse rat bike thing. Based on a mid-90's Diversion 600 It wasn't a waste like some roat bikes I have seen.

So I loaded it up in the back of my mighty Bravo...



...and had a proper look at what I had bought.























Okay it's not as bad as it looks. The handle bars are an MMA welded prototype, rear rack welded on to the stubby frame, Amo' boxes used to hide electrics, battery and so on. The most ASBO exhaust I have ever heard (My old Katana had a Harris pipe and this is worse).

Most of the Zombie Rat stuff was removed before I took it. I'm not sure how a Diversion would have coped with the extra weight.

So the plan.

1/ Replace the tank.
2/ Stubby seat unit.
3/ Round headlight and tail light.
4/ Do something about the exhaust.
5/ Cafe' Racer inspired paint job.
6/ Remove as much weight as possible.

Should be a nice Winter project. smile


In theory.


SAS Tom

3,755 posts

205 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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It’s horrific. A diversion is never good to start with but that bodged mess needs burning.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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SAS Tom said:
It’s horrific. A diversion is never good to start with but that bodged mess needs burning.
hehe

I'm too polite to have rejected it. biggrin

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

168 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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SAS Tom said:
It’s horrific. A diversion is never good to start with but that bodged mess needs burning.
This! , kill it with fire

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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The engine is pretty sweet. I might stick it in a Kart or Mobility Scooter. wink

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

168 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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That works

curlie467

7,650 posts

232 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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yikes

BobSaunders

3,110 posts

186 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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I'm honestly not sure what just happened.

Jazoli

9,699 posts

281 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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What a fking turd, you are really going to fix it up? it want's fking crushing, I really don't get the type of person who does this, start with a fking st bike and make it a million times worse rolleyes

DuraAce

4,272 posts

191 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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Straight in the skip.
I'd honestly rather walk than ride that.

poo at Paul's

14,621 posts

206 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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On a positive note, it makes the Bravo look good. laugh





It's the biggest lump of st I've ever laid eyes on, and I work at the sewage farm.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

235 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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I think every old bike can have a second chance, however, I am somewhat moved to make the observation WHAT THE fk-BUGGERING NORA IS THAT ABORTION?????

MotorsportTom

3,343 posts

192 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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poo at Paul's said:
On a positive note, it makes the Bravo look good. laugh





It's the biggest lump of st I've ever laid eyes on, and I work at the sewage farm.
rofl this is the best comment for me!

I bought a rat bike once, it was an utter turd of an FJ1200 and even that looked better than your monstrosity. Best of luck, you can't really make it worse

Yazza54

20,343 posts

212 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Jazoli said:
What a fking turd, you are really going to fix it up? it want's fking crushing, I really don't get the type of person who does this, start with a fking st bike and make it a million times worse rolleyes
This

Rawwr

22,722 posts

265 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Looking at those photos has given me brain cancer.

Prof Prolapse

16,163 posts

221 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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So in what doomsday scenario are we forced to improvise and fk up all of our bikes for ourselves then?

Only I would have thought in most "apocalypse" type deals, we end up with masses of dead folk, and all their stuff left relative untouched. So I'd have thought in such a for instance we'd have immaculate vehicles due to the abundance of kit. We'd all be running top of the range, fully spec'd vehicle. Your mate's "end of days scenario" seems to involve some sort of rapture of all but st middle weight bikes (but not their plastics). At least it does like whomever had a grasp of basic mechanics found salvation however.

In all seriousness, not convinced having all the electrics in an ammo box, with what looks like woefully inadequate venting of the explosive hydrogen gas is a good idea.. But it's probably fine. biglaugh


Edited by Prof Prolapse on Monday 16th October 11:32

Fleegle

16,710 posts

207 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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You paid with legal tender?

TartanPaint

3,367 posts

170 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Give the oily bits a quick wipe down with a rag.

Then take the rag, stick one end in the tank and light the other.

CarsOrBikes

1,158 posts

215 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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the pictures, in particular followed by the word 'bought', almost made me sick haha

it looked better in the back of the car







Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

214 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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I know XJ's aren't very good. Alright they're crap and it's unusual to see one that isn't taking mirrors off with a pillion mounted box couriering stuff from one side of London to the other.

Earlier this year I swapped my RX8 for a VFR800 and when I took it out it just felt wrong.

Instead of looking at the open road and enjoying the ride I was pot hole and speed camera spotting whilst trying to second guess where the next idiot was going to be coming from.

The best thing about the XJ is they are disposable.

So I can ride it without worrying too much about anything.