Bikers Arm - visit a Doc?

[Prof Prolapse]

I'm being as a polite as I can when I point out that even the most skilled medic on Earth couldn't diagnose you based on this information, let alone this fking rabble.

You're (presumably) a grown man. If you believe you need medical attention you should seek it.

[stef1808]

chill - I had my first bike crash and wanted some advice from others re a minor injury that got better the next day.

Its not a question what I believe as I've read even a minor injury can turn out to be significant in the long run.

Edited by stef1808 on Tuesday 2nd July 12:49

[black-k1]

Prof Prolapse said:

I'm being as a polite as I can when I point out that even the most skilled medic on Earth couldn't diagnose you based on this information, let alone this fking rabble.

You're (presumably) a grown man. If you believe you need medical attention you should seek it.

Sorry Prof. I don't think you're right. I'm pretty clear on what's happened.

OP: I'm afraid you have perplexity-itis. Additionally, you have anthropogeny-itis and your adjustable wrench tissue has likely suffered a phrenic prolapse. Finally, you also likely have a buccal fracture of the protein. Chances of survival are uncrowned.

Now, if you think any of that ought to be checked out in the local clinic/doctors surgery then that may be the best place to go!

[Joe5y]

black-k1 said:

Sorry Prof. I don't think you're right. I'm pretty clear on what's happened.

OP: I'm afraid you have perplexity-itis. Additionally, you have anthropogeny-itis and your adjustable wrench tissue has likely suffered a phrenic prolapse. Finally, you also likely have a buccal fracture of the protein. Chances of survival are uncrowned.

Now, if you think any of that ought to be checked out in the local clinic/doctors surgery then that may be the best place to go!

My wife has similar; often!

[stef1808]

black-k1 said:

Sorry Prof. I don't think you're right. I'm pretty clear on what's happened.

OP: I'm afraid you have perplexity-itis. Additionally, you have anthropogeny-itis and your adjustable wrench tissue has likely suffered a phrenic prolapse. Finally, you also likely have a buccal fracture of the protein. Chances of survival are uncrowned.

Now, if you think any of that ought to be checked out in the local clinic/doctors surgery then that may be the best place to go!

st sounds serious

ok i guess i see where this thread is going .

[Prof Prolapse]

Sorry mate I feel bad now.

We are nice on here.

Usually.

[the tribester]

Let's hope he doesn't ask for advice on the injury caused by the flounce.

[stef1808]

Can’t take risks when it comes to your own health so spoke to my doctor and going for x-ray and maybe MRI

I was hoping for different answers lol

[Charliecloud]

Don't forget to check out your life Insurance

[dibblecorse]

stef1808 said:

Can’t take risks when it comes to your own health so spoke to my doctor and going for x-ray and maybe MRI

I was hoping for different answers lol

I do hope that's not on the NHS?