How do you sneeze in a crash helmet?

[Mikey G]

Without making a mess... :hehe:


I hate my Hayfever :(

[bikerkeith]

Its essential to raise the visor, as indeed I had to on my way home from work today.
The consequences of not doing so need not be elaborated....

[Pigeon]

Open face helmet...

The downside is that in winter, drips form on the end of my nose and the turbulence then takes them and deposits them in a band up the middle of the visor...

[veetwin]

Normal procedure is ATCHOOOO!!!!!! Your mouthpiece will be covered in expelled fluid.

For hayfever try Telfast 180mg (prescription) with Rhinocort nasal spray (prescription). I get chronic hayfever, guaranteed, every year. These are the only drugs that give me any relief from the affliction. It sure beats an evening of riding followed by a night of suffering with nose and eyes. Go to your doctor and demand them now.

Edited to say that I have tried all the 'off the shelf' medicines which seem to do nothing short of
'f*%k-all' for my symptoms.

>> Edited by veetwin on Friday 1st July 08:21

[al_g]

Has anyone seen the film morons from outer space? if so, Mel smith shows you how it should be done.

[Vitesse39]

This is one of those questions like 'how do astronaughts go to the bog in space', that is it's thought provoking but when you find out you either think oh thats ab it of an anti-climax or now I wish I hadn't asked !

[BliarOut]

I just lick the chin bar afterwards.

Yuk

[FAT MATT]

Fexofenadine (telfast in the shops) worked for me last year but is'nt touching it this year. Obviously this is up to yourself but im using Loratidine 10mg tablets this time round. Theyre sposed to be one a day and non drowsy but you can get away with one in the morning and one at night although youre more likely to feel drowsy!

You used to be able to get a steroid injection but its a bit naughty and messes with your bones.

As for the Sneeze, just go with it man, people link the effect with that of an orgasm!

[Mikey G]

FAT MATT said:

As for the Sneeze, just go with it man, people link the effect with that of an orgasm!

Ive never had an orgasm at 70 mph before

I currently use Beconase nasel spray after using Piriton for some time. Seems ok but doesnt help with my eyes much

I tend to be a violent sneezer and its not normally an ATCHOOOOO!

[carrera2]

Just make sure you wash the helmet asap as it becomes a haven for bacteria and stinks after a big wet sneeze.