What a wally........
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chilli

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17,320 posts

258 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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Just a little story really.....

Filtered through the cars and stopped at the traffic lights. However, this wally (about mid-thirties, 800 piercings, tatoos, shaved head, fag on) in his heavily modified 15 year old Nissan something or other, took exception to this, and decided he was gonna beat me away from the lights. Cue lights changing to orange. He "nailed it" almost knocking me off in the process. Then I got going, not giving it that much, but after 10 yards caught him up. Along side him now, I looked over in a "what's up with you kinda way", and he went to change gear. Que, lots of crunching gears, blue smoke from his motor! When he finally engaged gear he pulled forward about a yard.... I was laughing too much to even change gear, or do anything actually. He also had one of those value thingys that the kids these days have, which makes a hissing sound, but not actually surwe what it does.

Thats it really, I pi$$ed myself laughing most of the way home...Till I saw a car upside down on the A12.

shot2bits

1,273 posts

250 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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I think they're called dump valves - they make an odd sound when changing gear. All boy racers have them nowadays!

Thanks for posting this, made me laugh unlike the busy schedule I have ahead of me today

southpaw

5,999 posts

247 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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shot2bits said:
I think they're called dump valves - they make an odd sound when changing gear. All boy racers have them nowadays!

You can get speakers which you connect up under the bonnet to imitate the sound of dump valves now though

bimsb6

8,576 posts

243 months

Wednesday 9th August 2006
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only the ones with turbo charged engines have them !

remal

25,073 posts

256 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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like my Subaru forester Turbo has one. the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline. not all max power boys got a dump valve

black-k1

12,651 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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remal said:
...the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline.


.... or the 200SX .... or the Bluebird ... or the 300zx ... or the Silvia ....

All at bit 'Max Power' though!

PhillVR6

3,785 posts

282 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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black-k1 said:
remal said:
...the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline.


.... or the 200SX .... or the Bluebird ... or the 300zx ... or the Silvia ....

All at bit 'Max Power' though!


Or Sunny turbo, or Sunny GTIR

slim_boy_fat

735 posts

261 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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remal said:
like my Subaru forester Turbo has one. the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline. not all max power boys got a dump valve


Sniff snifff........ I shmell Shite!!!!

lolss, nissans not your strong point i guess!!!


remal

25,073 posts

256 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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black-k1 said:
remal said:
...the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline.


.... or the 200SX .... or the Bluebird ... or the 300zx ... or the Silvia ....

All at bit 'Max Power' though!



OK OK you got me

remal

25,073 posts

256 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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slim_boy_fat said:
remal said:
like my Subaru forester Turbo has one. the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline. not all max power boys got a dump valve


Sniff snifff........ I shmell Shite!!!!

lolss, nissans not your strong point i guess!!!




no compleately standard and used as a cheap (not to insure) second car. only cost me 3500 and is used to tow A trailer etc.. around.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

256 months

Thursday 10th August 2006
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remal said:
the only nissan that has a Turbo as standard is the Skyline...


...200SX, 300ZX, Pulsar/Sunny GTi-R, Bluebird...