Vicious rumour!
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As I’m a little bored this afternoon (work is a bit slow at the moment) I thought I’d kick off a thread that would get everyone responding and give me something to read.
My gut feel is that there are a number of recurring subjects that always get everyone posting:
Harleys are crap.
Test riding new bikes
Slow filtering while commuting
Ducatis are unreliable.
Riding without full kit.
Chillis crashes
Braking with/without front/rear brakes
So in order to get the posts moving I want to start a rumour that this morning, while commuting into London on 1098 that he was test riding, Chilli had the engine sieze on him while filtering. This caused the Harley rider behind Chilli to crash into the back of the Duc as, although the Harley rider was filtering slowly, he only used his rear brake. The problem is that Harley rider sustained a number of embarrassing injuries as he was only wearing his leather chaps and a WWII German army helmet!
Anyone care to comment?
My gut feel is that there are a number of recurring subjects that always get everyone posting:
Harleys are crap.
Test riding new bikes
Slow filtering while commuting
Ducatis are unreliable.
Riding without full kit.
Chillis crashes
Braking with/without front/rear brakes
So in order to get the posts moving I want to start a rumour that this morning, while commuting into London on 1098 that he was test riding, Chilli had the engine sieze on him while filtering. This caused the Harley rider behind Chilli to crash into the back of the Duc as, although the Harley rider was filtering slowly, he only used his rear brake. The problem is that Harley rider sustained a number of embarrassing injuries as he was only wearing his leather chaps and a WWII German army helmet!
Anyone care to comment?
He should have had some extra training, which if he had, he wouldn't have had the crash in the first place.
What he was doing letting a bloody Hardly Davidson get within striking distance beggars belief, he should have been scything through the cars taking wing mirrors off while flicking the bird.
I've also heard from a reliable source, that the reason behind Chilli's crashes, are that he's always trying to look down the tops of women, in car's or if he can see any stocking tops, this is believed to be a fact.
Now, if he had a Ducati, he wouldn't get far enough to crash.
O yea, nearly forgot. Homosexuals ride Black bikes and keep referring to GSXR's as Gixxa's.
What he was doing letting a bloody Hardly Davidson get within striking distance beggars belief, he should have been scything through the cars taking wing mirrors off while flicking the bird.
I've also heard from a reliable source, that the reason behind Chilli's crashes, are that he's always trying to look down the tops of women, in car's or if he can see any stocking tops, this is believed to be a fact.
Now, if he had a Ducati, he wouldn't get far enough to crash.
O yea, nearly forgot. Homosexuals ride Black bikes and keep referring to GSXR's as Gixxa's.
OOOoooooooo, I've got one that seriously boils my piss.
The, "Ive done Twenty Thousand miles this year", usually what that means is, they've ridden Eighty miles per day through grid locked motorways, exercising their superb motorcycle skills, then tell every one how much better they are due to the superior mileage.
Course you are love.
O yea, the Gixxa thing..
The, "Ive done Twenty Thousand miles this year", usually what that means is, they've ridden Eighty miles per day through grid locked motorways, exercising their superb motorcycle skills, then tell every one how much better they are due to the superior mileage.
Course you are love.
O yea, the Gixxa thing..
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