Horny looking bike...real horny

[podman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_we...

Whadya reckon, was it the teardropped alloy top tube that got him going or the squeal (of delight??) from the brakes ?

[Chilli]

A "misunderstanding" eh? Yeah, sure! Tis a nice looknig bike though!!

[Neezer]

Personally I think it's more than a little harsh that he has been placed on the sex offenders register for it, as well as 3 years on probation. I mean he had locked his door and it was in his own room (and by all means it was a private affair). If having sex with inanimate objects was illegal I strongly suspect quite a few people from around these parts should be behind bars by now!

[Chilli]

Neezer said:

Personally I think it's more than a little harsh that he has been placed on the sex offenders register for it, as well as 3 years on probation. I mean he had locked his door and it was in his own room (and by all means it was a private affair). If having sex with inanimate objects was illegal I strongly suspect quite a few people from around these parts should be behind bars by now!

Actually, I thought it was a bit harsh as well....didn't really want to say too much though, bearing in mind the bike looks exactly like the one I have

[996 sps]

Dont see the problem me and my Duke have been in along term relationship for 2 years now!

[Hooli]

Chilli said:

Neezer said:

Personally I think it's more than a little harsh that he has been placed on the sex offenders register for it, as well as 3 years on probation. I mean he had locked his door and it was in his own room (and by all means it was a private affair). If having sex with inanimate objects was illegal I strongly suspect quite a few people from around these parts should be behind bars by now!

Actually, I thought it was a bit harsh as well....didn't really want to say too much though, bearing in mind the bike looks exactly like the one I have

+ another here, someone tell me why he is any threat to society? are they expecting him to push an old woman off her shopper & 'do' the basket?

[*Al*]

So he obviously wasn't on his menstralcycle then?

[podman]

Can we oput a cotter-pin in all thse cr@p jokes now? We've SPOKEn enough about it...

[rumpelstiltskin]

I'm Tyre'd of this thread already,newspapers just Pump stories out like this all the time,i think the guy was Framed.Papers just Saddle us with all these pervert stories,im Raleigh sick of it!People like this tend to be reclusive,they can't Handlebars or any other public places for that matter.A few of his neighbours Spoke ill of him,this usually Gears them up to have their suspicions.Now that he's caught he must feel a right Tube!Steer clear of people like this,they're usually in a close-knit Chain of perverts who Pedal stories of all their exploits.I'm glad the jury didn't Derailleur(ouch)from making the right decision,right,i've Spoke enough rubbish for now,let that be an end to all the jokes,once and for all damnit!

[podman]

lol!

I wheely have had enough of this now, endo the jokes please..poor fella has to travel to work inner tube now due to his bi- ke curious interest..lets have a brake please

[Chilli]

rumpelstiltskin said:

I'm Tyre'd of this thread already,newspapers just Pump stories out like this all the time,i think the guy was Framed.Papers just Saddle us with all these pervert stories,im Raleigh sick of it!People like this tend to be reclusive,they can't Handlebars or any other public places for that matter.A few of his neighbours Spoke ill of him,this usually Gears them up to have their suspicions.Now that he's caught he must feel a right Tube!Steer clear of people like this,they're usually in a close-knit Chain of perverts who Pedal stories of all their exploits.I'm glad the jury didn't Derailleur(ouch)from making the right decision,right,i've Spoke enough rubbish for now,let that be an end to all the jokes,once and for all damnit!

[Bryan C]

Did it say he get three Gears for the nasty deed ?