Phone Rant

[Craphouserat]

Thanks to the Irish Idiot who called me the other night regarding my Fazer for sale. Getting out of bed at 2.45am the other night was a real help after my back operation and I thank you for making me get some exercise. My girlfriend would also like to thank you for waking her up in the middle of the night - she has a few very select names for you. In answer to your question - the bike does not need stabilisers when it hits 120mph, however we think that something with stabilisers will be the ONLY thing that you ever get to ride ( and we're not just talking about bikes ). From now on you stick to looking at bike adverts on Pistionheads and pulling your wire, you are obviously very good at it. The advert has been pulled to save any more timewasting sad acts who sit in front of their pc's late at night wondering how to entertain themselves. I have your mobile number and this has been passed to the guys down the pub - told them to call no matter what time to get the fastest taxis, best kebabs and a cheap tart. No-offence to any of my Irish friends - I know you are not all Idiots, but this guy was. Sorry for the rant but he really p'd me off.
P.S Thanks for all the good wishes - the op went well.

[Chilli]

Not bad, not bad...Would have liked a few more swear words TBH. Would it be wrong to publish said mobile for the wider PH community?

Glad the op went well, making progress, or too soon to tell?

[Craphouserat]

Would be happy to publish the number - but don't want to get any bother - if any of you know about this let me know. Think when my mates are p'd up this weekend he may get a few calls - I hope he is as polite as I was to him.
Walking further each day - which my 4 legged friend loves,and keeping up with my exercises, bit weak on my right side though - but who needs the back brake !! Hopefully physio will help with that, think its nerve damage.

Cheers Chilli.

[Steve_T]

I suppose you could sign him up for one of those ring tone sites.

[996 sps]

Most probably a pay as you throw mobile so stick it up and we'll do some minging ringing on him.

I'm out tommorrow night so will assure you I can ring him at around the 2-4 am ish bracket!

[Fats25]

have you got any Irish mates? or Mates that are good at doing Irish accents? Someone you know been to Ireland recently that could have bought a PAYG?

Sounds like a mates wind up to me!

[Craphouserat]

No specific Irish mates - just didnt want to offend anyone by making a big thing that he was Irish - if it was a out on accent it was very good. Anyway here is the guys number - it ain't one of my mates numbers so please feel free to call at anytime, I understand he's a bit of a night owl so the later the better. Thanks in advance !!! 07873608671.

[JackHolroyde]

Mmmmh. Insurance sales calls for a Fazer every 20 minutes? I could also probably fake finance salesman.
Can you provide the basic bike details for authenticity of the windup?

[Craphouserat]

Surething - this ain't an advert !! FZS Fazer 600 few extras alarm,datatagged,scorpion exhaust,rear hugger, he would have paid £1350 not sure what else you would need - T reg (99). Please be gentle with him !!

Thanks again !!!

What's that song again?? When Irish eyes are smiling........

[JackHolroyde]

Oh i'll be gentle, trust me

[Danstable]

Can we agree the content of the advert that we've all seen in phone boxes and pub toilets.

"Ass for rent, reasonable hourly rates, take away or eat in. Call Paddy Fister on 07873608671 for fun times."

Looking forward to a spoof call or two.

[Craphouserat]

I hope he's seen that his number has been put up, if he feels the need to annoy anyone else the silly twunt might think twice, or at least have the brains to conceal your number. What an idiot !! As my mother used to say when i'd done something stupid - you brought it on yourself young man !!!

I really mean it - go easy on the poor boy......

[JackHolroyde]

Will be all over the shop in central london soon!

Edited by JackHolroyde on Friday 30th November 13:32

[Craphouserat]

LMAO