Any non-bikers on here?
Any non-bikers on here?
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Chilli

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17,320 posts

267 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!

Steve_T

6,356 posts

303 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Perhaps we could sticky this thread, as a reminder to those who pop in to moan that someone on a bike, who none of us know and probably will never meet, cut them up this morning? scratchchin

wilftwo

90 posts

235 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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I feel like a non biker half the time when I wobble round on my buell

sjtscott

4,215 posts

262 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
I must admit I did laugh when I read that.

Yer any non-bikers can just leave us be to argue about which foot goes down first amongst ourselves! wink

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
Slow down Mr Chilli sir!!! Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Having been using a bike themed chat room for some time (in lycos chat) I can vouch for a type of non-biker that we dont wish to f*** off.

There are chicks out there wanting to hang around with men in leather trousers. And no I don't mean that certain bar seen on Police Acadamy movies, I mean US lot... bikers. We do not want rid of non biking females who wanna hang about with us.

It's the ideal target for such biking double-entendres as:

Getting your leg over
Wanting a good ride
Jumping on her and making her scream
Getting into a bush (Chilli only for this one obviously)

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

267 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Conian said:
Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
Slow down Mr Chilli sir!!! Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Having been using a bike themed chat room for some time (in lycos chat) I can vouch for a type of non-biker that we dont wish to f*** off.

There are chicks out there wanting to hang around with men in leather trousers. And no I don't mean that certain bar seen on Police Acadamy movies, I mean US lot... bikers. We do not want rid of non biking females who wanna hang about with us.

It's the ideal target for such biking double-entendres as:

Getting your leg over
Wanting a good ride
Jumping on her and making her scream
Getting into a bush (Chilli only for this one obviously)
Ah yes, of course you are right. Sorry, weasn't thinking.

Hang on a mo. I find that the only ladies I meet and bring home are only interested in what's in my pants, and begging me for disgraceful (sometimes illegal) sex. Then in the early morn they cook me a full english, leaving a copy of FHM on the bedside, a note to call them if i can be bothered, before leaving quietly.
You really think I want all that...No siree, not me...... Sh!t, done it again haven't I....where did I putthat note.


As you were...


oggs

8,817 posts

285 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
shout FRIK

hehe

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

272 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Chilli said:
Conian said:
Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
Slow down Mr Chilli sir!!! Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Having been using a bike themed chat room for some time (in lycos chat) I can vouch for a type of non-biker that we dont wish to f*** off.

There are chicks out there wanting to hang around with men in leather trousers. And no I don't mean that certain bar seen on Police Acadamy movies, I mean US lot... bikers. We do not want rid of non biking females who wanna hang about with us.

It's the ideal target for such biking double-entendres as:

Getting your leg over
Wanting a good ride
Jumping on her and making her scream
Getting into a bush (Chilli only for this one obviously)
Ah yes, of course you are right. Sorry, weasn't thinking.

Hang on a mo. I find that the only ladies I meet and bring home are only interested in what's in my pants, and begging me for disgraceful (sometimes illegal) sex. Then in the early morn they cook me a full english, leaving a copy of FHM on the bedside, a note to call them if i can be bothered, before leaving quietly.
You really think I want all that...No siree, not me...... Sh!t, done it again haven't I....where did I put that note.
Wake up Chilli, wake up.......


RemaL

25,103 posts

265 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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fecking hell nick, bad afternoon mate

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

262 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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oggs said:
Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
shout FRIK

hehe
Worthy of a rofl

SplatSpeed

7,491 posts

282 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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i am learning

please Me Chilli Willy can i stay

Frik

13,692 posts

274 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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randlemarcus said:
oggs said:
Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
shout FRIK

hehe
Worthy of a rofl
Dammit! Was just thinking of adding a wavey to this thread.

I have my reasons...

TheGriffalo

72,863 posts

270 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Is now a bad time to mention my Volvo? biggrin

Biker's Nemesis

41,461 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th February 2008
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Probably not a good time to draw attention to my user name.

SplatSpeed

7,491 posts

282 months

Wednesday 13th February 2008
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TheGriffalo said:
Is now a bad time to mention my Volvo? biggrin
if that was you leaving calais sunday night then yes

TheGriffalo

72,863 posts

270 months

Wednesday 13th February 2008
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SplatSpeed said:
TheGriffalo said:
Is now a bad time to mention my Volvo? biggrin
if that was you leaving calais sunday night then yes
Calais.... That's like, foreign, isn't it? biggrin

SplatSpeed

7,491 posts

282 months

Wednesday 13th February 2008
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TheGriffalo said:
SplatSpeed said:
TheGriffalo said:
Is now a bad time to mention my Volvo? biggrin
if that was you leaving calais sunday night then yes
Calais.... That's like, foreign, isn't it? biggrin
er carved me up then flashed me when i passed him after refusing to move over

weekly commute to belguim

amare32

2,420 posts

254 months

Wednesday 13th February 2008
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Chilli, rather than telling the car lot to f@ck off...just keep feeding them subliminal messages to turn over to the dark side of motorbiking wink

Obviously to be careful and avoid bushes once they have converted over angel

F308 MAN

1,029 posts

268 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Chilli said:
Just wondered if there were any non-bikers that come on here?

If so, then f*** off!
that's a bit stiff isn't it ?

i support moto gp, wsb and the TT etc etc (and have done so for forty odd years).
... and take some half decent pics now and again.







i enjoy watchin' trials and motocross.
... marshall when time permits.
... and offer help & advice to those on here travelling to the TT.

so just because i drive a car, you want me to "f*** off!" as you so gently put it ? ... ah well, so be it.

to55er !

beer d

RemaL

25,103 posts

265 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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very nice pic's mate