Ooops

[Smiler.]

During my short trip to work this morning, I had the misfortune to experience watery eyes with a draught from a cracked visor (not broken but open to prevent fogging). This came at the exact moment of negotiating a left turn with a cocktard in a car right up my arse.

Unfortunately, I blinked at the wrong moment & the contact lens in my right eye popped out. The remainder of the ride along the country lanes was, well, er, a bit fun.

I did the only decent thing, got on a pirate-type squint & gave it some gas. Ah-harr!

[Craphouserat]

Sounds like a fun run into work - glad you made it there safely Captain !

Hope your return journey is a bit less hairy !!

Bit icey out there today.

[G Man]

You stay away from Roger the Cabinboy !! Until you can see where you can park the bike !!

[Hooli]

arrrrhh eye see (or maybe not) the problem me hearty