THINK BIKE..............
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THINK........LUNATICS TEARING DOWN ANY GIVEN A-ROAD ON THE FIRST WARM DAYS OF THE YEAR.
THINK........SUDDEN FRIGHTENING BLAST OF NOISE AS THEY ROAR PAST YOU AT 130MPH JARRING YOU FROM YOUR ENTRANCED DRIVING.
THINK........LIGHTS ON FULL BEAM WHILST WEAVING IN AND OUT OF THE MOTORWAY TRAFFIC, DOWN THE INSIDE, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE.
THINK........NOBHE4D, AS ONE CLIPS YOUR WING MIRROR WHILST THREADING THE BIKE THROUGH THE STATIONARY TRAFFIC ON THE NORTH CIRCULAR.
THINK........TOTAL NOBHE4D, AS ONE HITS YOUR WING MIRROR ON PURPOSE FOR NOT SEEING THEM WHILST PERFORMING ANY OF THE ABOVE
THINK........LEATHER CLAD JOYBOY LOOKING LIKE A POWER RANGER IN THE "OH SO TIGHT" LEATHERS - COME ON, YOU THINK YOU LOOK REALLY COOL AND HARD DON'T YA?
THINK........CAR DRIVERS DO LOOK OUT FOR YOU - AND THEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS IN DISBELIEF THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE.
ANYMORE PEOPLE?
(awaits heated response from bikers also)
Thats all.
got it pretty much spot on there I feel, however, best put on your best flame retardant suit. 
k off.cartart said:
THINK........LUNATICS TEARING DOWN ANY GIVEN A-ROAD ON THE FIRST WARM DAYS OF THE YEAR.
THINK........SUDDEN FRIGHTENING BLAST OF NOISE AS THEY ROAR PAST YOU AT 130MPH JARRING YOU FROM YOUR ENTRANCED DRIVING.
THINK........LIGHTS ON FULL BEAM WHILST WEAVING IN AND OUT OF THE MOTORWAY TRAFFIC, DOWN THE INSIDE, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE.
THINK........NOBHE4D, AS ONE CLIPS YOUR WING MIRROR WHILST THREADING THE BIKE THROUGH THE STATIONARY TRAFFIC ON THE NORTH CIRCULAR.
THINK........TOTAL NOBHE4D, AS ONE HITS YOUR WING MIRROR ON PURPOSE FOR NOT SEEING THEM WHILST PERFORMING ANY OF THE ABOVE
THINK........LEATHER CLAD JOYBOY LOOKING LIKE A POWER RANGER IN THE "OH SO TIGHT" LEATHERS - COME ON, YOU THINK YOU LOOK REALLY COOL AND HARD DON'T YA?
THINK........CAR DRIVERS DO LOOK OUT FOR YOU - AND THEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS IN DISBELIEF THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE.
ANYMORE PEOPLE?
(awaits heated response from bikers also)
Thats all.
THINK, YOU'RE NOT SUITABLE FOR A TVRTHINK........SUDDEN FRIGHTENING BLAST OF NOISE AS THEY ROAR PAST YOU AT 130MPH JARRING YOU FROM YOUR ENTRANCED DRIVING.
THINK........LIGHTS ON FULL BEAM WHILST WEAVING IN AND OUT OF THE MOTORWAY TRAFFIC, DOWN THE INSIDE, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE.
THINK........NOBHE4D, AS ONE CLIPS YOUR WING MIRROR WHILST THREADING THE BIKE THROUGH THE STATIONARY TRAFFIC ON THE NORTH CIRCULAR.
THINK........TOTAL NOBHE4D, AS ONE HITS YOUR WING MIRROR ON PURPOSE FOR NOT SEEING THEM WHILST PERFORMING ANY OF THE ABOVE
THINK........LEATHER CLAD JOYBOY LOOKING LIKE A POWER RANGER IN THE "OH SO TIGHT" LEATHERS - COME ON, YOU THINK YOU LOOK REALLY COOL AND HARD DON'T YA?
THINK........CAR DRIVERS DO LOOK OUT FOR YOU - AND THEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS IN DISBELIEF THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE.
ANYMORE PEOPLE?
(awaits heated response from bikers also)
Thats all.
THINK, I HAVE ONE.
THINK, YOU NEVER WILL.
THINK, A PRIUS IS QUIET.
Anybody care to read the threads about car drivers rear-ending bikers on the BB forum ?
Get real Cartart (or get a TVR
: ). I'd still rather be on a bike getting out of the way of some car drivers even though a car can do me far more damage than I can to a car with my bike.
Unlike the OP I will readily avoid tarring every car driver with the same brush (& I drive more miles on 4 wheels than I do on 2)
Get real Cartart (or get a TVR
: ). I'd still rather be on a bike getting out of the way of some car drivers even though a car can do me far more damage than I can to a car with my bike.Unlike the OP I will readily avoid tarring every car driver with the same brush (& I drive more miles on 4 wheels than I do on 2)
Edited by sprinter1050 on Wednesday 14th April 14:05
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