Slow down you..................

[DennisTheMenace]

Noisy cnut! said the miserable old git today as i burbled through a village , just before entering an NSL . glad ive pissed somebody off , dont you just love race cans
As soon as i got to the NSL i let the old git hear the full glory of a kwack at full chat with race can

[dazren]

Some people have no manners. Fecking oik.

DAZ

[a j]

Aarh that unmistakable sound of spring........

I thought that was the benifit of hearing aids, switch em off or on?

[a j]

Oh girley geeeet back to work!!!!!! New job and your surf'in?! Eh Eh!!

[craigw]

954 girlie said:

Oooh some of those 'do good' types need to think back to the days of national service! hehehehe.... Reminds me of this tho' Last year a mate of mine was riding thru Bookham - on the way to Boxhill and some old git was painting his fence with creosote (sp?)... he leaps out & throws it over my mate as he rides past! thank christ he had his goggles on!

I think I might possibly have killed him if he'd done that to me (and I'm pretty easy going)

[barry sheene]

craigw said:

I think I might possibly have killed him if he'd done that to me (and I'm pretty easy going)

Defintely a case for vewering off the road and through the fence he was creosoting

*this in no way denotes a death threat or damage to anyones property, see the smiley, it's a joke , OK, bloody lentilists


>> Edited by barry sheene on Monday 29th March 17:42

[bennyboysvuk]

I reckon creosote boy would've deserved everything he got. Ooh, I'd have been livid.

B

[sagalout]

First time out this year for a few last weekend. Did see some dammn silly riding as well.
3 bikes come up behind me, we convoy for a while then when safe I wave them past. They pass me and the cars in front...
1st bike - wheelie 4' in the air
2nd bike - hoofs it safe like
3rd bike leaves it too late, hoofs it half wheelies it, carreers onto far side of road into oncoming Vauxhall can o beer, he heaves it back together just as the car driver decides to DRIVE AT HIM.

2nd case. rider & pillion behind slow transit type van decides he's had enough, pulls out and overtakes causing the old guy in the Volvo in front of me to STOP in the road!

Take care out there PLEASE.

[D-Angle]

954 girlie said:

Last year a mate of mine was riding thru Bookham - on the way to Boxhill and some old git was painting his fence with creosote (sp?)... he leaps out & throws it over my mate as he rides past! thank christ he had his goggles on!

If there was such a thing as justice, rather than just 'the law', your mate could have thrown the book at him. Assault for the creosote that landed on him, vandalism for the creosote that landed on the bike, and attemted GBH as he could have come off and seriously hurt himself. I can just hear the defence now: "But m'lud, my client was acting against a revenue gener... sorry, a vehicle owner, and as such is entitled to treat him like a ginger step-child if he so wishes." "Indeed. Case dismissed!"

[ninjaboy]

954 girlie said:

Oooh some of those 'do good' types need to think back to the days of national service! hehehehe.... Reminds me of this tho' Last year a mate of mine was riding thru Bookham - on the way to Boxhill and some old git was painting his fence with creosote (sp?)... he leaps out & throws it over my mate as he rides past! thank christ he had his goggles on!

I hope your mate kicked the s*** the twat