Peters (phazed) inspection for membership of the MCC
Peters (phazed) inspection for membership of the MCC
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dbv8

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8,676 posts

250 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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As planned and despite very heavy traffic around Waterlooville I picked up my assistant Barrie and arrived at Peters at 7pm precisely.

It was obvious as soon as we were invited into Peter’s home that diversion tactics and bribery were high on the agenda. We were given a beer (that turned out to be stolen from his Sons own stash) and were introduced to a prepared and practised family unit. The smell of home cooking and dim lighting were all there to detract from the main purpose of the visit.

The food was actually very good and despite witnessing it being drawn from the oven I suspect it may have been made and delivered from a professional source. Another beer was forced upon us at the dining table before we eventually retired to the garage.

The garage had been cleaned and tidied a great deal in comparison to my last visit but only scored 3 out of 10.

So the inspection began. Barrie served mostly to keep Peter from trying to distract me from spotting the bodges and unfinished jobs of which were many.
2 hours later I had my findings recorded and we said goodbye to Peter and returned home.

I will not list the full details of the inspection here as it would take up too much web space.
So to cut a long story short it has been decided that Peter and his car will be awarded a provisional membership of the MCC. Full membership will be awarded dependant on satisfactory completion of all the unfinished work on the project and more importantly on providing rolling road or hub dyno proof of over 350 bhp at the flywheel.

Goaty Bill

1,779 posts

181 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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biper

2,097 posts

247 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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A precise and accurate appraisal Derek, however you forgot the old 'lost keys' ploy.
Thank you for your hospitality Peter.

Edited by biper on Friday 16th November 08:53


Edited by biper on Friday 16th November 08:53

phazed

22,509 posts

234 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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The hoops you have to jump through just to play with your pals laugh.

I thought my garage was quite tidy actually!



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Here are the pesky throttle body gaskets I had to wait nearly 3 weeks for delivery!



Which I will fit tonight ready for mapping.


Chilliman

12,423 posts

191 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Goaty Bill said:
You'll need a tray smile

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

209 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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I'm going to have a guestimate at 358bhp @ 6000 rpm and 370ftlb's @ 4000rpm

Edited by GasMunkey on Friday 16th November 12:27

Chilliman

12,423 posts

191 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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GasMunkey said:
I'm going to have a guestimate at 358bhp @ 6000 rpm and 370ftlb's @ 4000rpm

Edited by GasMunkey on Friday 16th November 12:27
That can't be right confused

Rob shout

ETA: Sounds like the founder and his capable assistant undertook an indepth and unbiased inspection, despite the apparent smoke and mirrors tactics employed by the applicant. I think provisional membership pending proof of horse power is a fair decision. Much respect to the team.

Chilli

Edited by Chilliman on Friday 16th November 12:41

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

209 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Chilliman said:
That can't be right confused

Rob shout
Your'e on the wrong rolling road

SILICONEKID340HP

14,997 posts

261 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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So im 10.5 hp short of being in the club confused

MADMAX2

2,336 posts

224 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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SILICONEKID340HP said:
So im 10.5 hp short of being in the club confused
Daz I'm sure you can find 11bhp from somewhere smile

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

209 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Tippex?

phazed

22,509 posts

234 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Yahoo, (or should that be google?)

With a bit of luck car should be mapped on Sunday!

One step further towards the MCC smile.

slideways

4,101 posts

251 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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GasMunkey said:
Tippex?
Just a forum name change would do it!

7 TVR

2,589 posts

198 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Peter can you please explain the stolen council property clearly on view in your garage????

phazed

22,509 posts

234 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Some trinket obtained by my boiys after/on a night out on the town, don't ask!

neal1980

2,584 posts

269 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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whats the spec on this beasty now then??

Sorry if you posted it before

phazed

22,509 posts

234 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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neal1980 said:
whats the spec on this beasty now then??

Sorry if you posted it before
You asked!

4.6L cross bolted and balanced engine built by Dynotorque.
V8 Developments gas flowed, big valve heads, stage 4.
V8D Ported and polished inlet manifold.
V8D Bored and blended trumpet base with shortened 47mm trumpets.
Tornado "copy" cam by Kent cams,
4.0 high comp pistons, 11:1, fly cut,
Lightened flywheel,
Home made twin plenum using a GM twin throttle body, GM TPS and stepper,
Cooper S 330ml injectors,
Modified fuel rail to suit,
No idler pulley,
Short serp belt,
Baffled sump,
De-cat manifolds,
De-cat Y piece,
Megasquirt,
Ford Gen 1 coil packs,
Silicon smoothbore intake and double K&N filter,
Silicon hoses,
JE altenator bracket.

NOTAFINGA

19,458 posts

251 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Just a few sensible mods then. laugh

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

209 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Problem is there is nothing left to do on that engine

phazed

22,509 posts

234 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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GasMunkey said:
Problem is there is nothing left to do on that engine
Probably not if i keep it NA but I'll see what the next 12 months hold.

I want to run it in, do track days and a bit of a Euro tour next summer.

If all goes well then maybe, a little turbo wink