Help me get in please.
Help me get in please.
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TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Hottest day of year and up early to go the long way to work. First key fob no joy and nothing from the second. Lack of flashing light on dash confirmed no juice. Can someone PM me the 'secret way' for me to get in. I have home start but worried Green Flag won't have a clue either.
Frustratingly I have a trickle charger but, with the cigar lighter not working, did not bother with connecting straight to the battery when I've had no issues with leaving it for a couple of weeks before. Should my trickle charger be able to refill battery or is it only good for topping up?

Many thanks from advance

Trevor450

1,936 posts

177 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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YHM.

phazed

22,464 posts

233 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Get in, Jump start and go for a drive to charge, it should be fine if the battery is good.

Trickle charge when at home later.

ClassiChimi

12,424 posts

178 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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YHM

TheYellowPeril

Original Poster:

123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Thanks guys, much appreciated!

I'll let you all know how I get on.

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Right then so I am in with ease thanks to my two new friends. Turned the key and nowt as expected.

Popped the bonnet even though I am the least mechanically minded person I think I will know a battery when I spot on. Nope, no battery!

Consult 'The Bible' which I find fascinating but incomprehensible given the aforementioned lack of any knowledge of how cars work.

Did ascertain that battery in passenger footwell - how convenient.

Met with this:

Guessing the battery is the bottom bit but what I do now is beyond me.

Please help!

TheYellowPeril

Original Poster:

123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Negative on the chassis? Well it's a bolt at the bottom of the car, does that count?


TheYellowPeril

Original Poster:

123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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And positive here?


How's my guess work doing?

I thought I would be brave and switch it on. There was a strange whining sound, my guess would be the alarm.

Does this mean I'm doing it wrong, perhaps dangerously wrong?

Thanks

phazed

22,464 posts

233 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Is that the battery charger you have connected?

If so that's fine.

If you need to remove the battery because it is buggered you will have to unbolt the box.
There are 213 mil bolts on the underside of the car that need to be removed you can then slide the box forwards.

When you disconnect the battery disconnected the negative cable first.

If the battery charges up and retains its charge don't leave the car for so long. If you do need to leave the car for longer periods you will have to disconnect the battery.

I use an isolator switch which you can have fitted.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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If you do remove the battery box make a chalk mark or similar on the floor, makes it much easier to get back in.

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Thanks guys. My charger says it does a bulk charge from flat so I am giving it a go. After about a minute the whining from the alarm ceased. Charger said it is dispensing juice so I guess it is a case of wait and see.

I must say I am surprised the lengths people go to in order to keep the battery topped up. If you haven't got a cig lighter attachment, or in my case it doesn't work, do people really pull up the carpet each time?!

Just out of interest, not that I'm worried or anything. Ahem. If I had connected it up wrong would it just short the charger's fuse or something?!

:-)

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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Thinking about what may have caused this...

Not driven the car for 13 days but a two week gap has not been an issue before. However, fitted a new head unit a little while ago. Could it be that I wired it up wrong? I didn't remove the facia, the Mrs reckons this drains battery even if it's not lit up. True?

Cheers my knowledgeable friends.

Oh btw here's a pic of the car itself


Trevor450

1,936 posts

177 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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I have a fused flylead connected directly to the battery and the plug is in the footwell. All I do is connect the charger and leave it. If you have seen the wiring in the door, you wouldn't trust it to charge the battery! hehe

And yes, if you have the permanent live and switched live the wrong way around, the head unit will still work but could drain the battery.

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Erm, it's still charging 18 hours on. Am I being impatient here or is that a problem? Ta

Trevor450

1,936 posts

177 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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That would usually point to a problem. Time to pull the battery out and get it tested.

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Trevor450 said:
That would usually point to a problem. Time to pull the battery out and get it tested.
Gulp. This will be by far and away the most technical thing I have attempted on a car.

I'll have to leave until the weekend which gives plenty of time for the charger to prove the batter is knocked.

Thanks for your help again, though :thumbsup:

ChilliWhizz

12,422 posts

190 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Which part of the country do you live in?

TheYellowPeril

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123 posts

218 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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ChilliWhizz said:
Which part of the country do you live in?
The glorious centre of arts and culture that is Milton Keynes :-)