Older boys- please check your nuts!
Older boys- please check your nuts!
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Kenny chim 4

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1,604 posts

288 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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No, it's not some NHS testicular alarm.

Last Sunday, I was on a first date with a girl and we had lunch in a pub (me drinking Gingerbeer).
Upon returning to the car, I was shocked to see that the nearside roof stut had collapsed- whilst the roof was up!.
First thought was that someone had tried to break into the car but, closer inspection revealed the top nut holding the strut was missing.

Due to the circumstances, I re-positioned the strut without the nut to get me home and, later, searched under and behind the passenger seat to try and find that errant nut... to no avail.

Eventually I found it in the forward of the two passenger door pockets! It must've worked loose, dropped then bounced off the seat and neatly scored a goal- before I met my date.

Anyway, after replacing and tightening it, I decided to check the other three.. and they were all loose!
Obviously they don't want to be over-tightened (GRP) but worth checking all the same on older cars,,

IM

34,302 posts

247 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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Yeah, but what we ALL want to know is...how did the date go

llanelli-rob

533 posts

254 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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00.45 writing this,mmmmmm date not that good eh?

>> Edited by llanelli-rob on Friday 28th April 08:36

roy the boy

471 posts

251 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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llanelli-rob said:



00.45 writing this,mmmmmm date not that good eh?


Not all girls 'do' on a first date you know

llanelli-rob

533 posts

254 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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roy the boy said:
llanelli-rob said:



00.45 writing this,mmmmmm date not that good eh?


Not all girls 'do' on a first date you know


Buy a Griffith then they do

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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llanelli-rob said:
roy the boy said:
llanelli-rob said:



00.45 writing this,mmmmmm date not that good eh?


Not all girls 'do' on a first date you know


Buy a Griffith then they do


Is it the chest wig that does it?

>> Edited by vixpy1 on Friday 28th April 12:14

IM

34,302 posts

247 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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llanelli-rob said:


Buy a Griffith then they do


Yeah...I find a gun has much the same effect

Sh*t did I really say that...Only a joke ladies

richb

56,313 posts

314 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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Kenny chim 4 said:
...closer inspection revealed the top nut holding the strut was missing.
Haven't you got a rubber over your nuts? I have...

wedgie

444 posts

293 months

Friday 28th April 2006
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roy the boy said:

Not all girls 'do' on a first date you know

Not all of them... only the ones worth taking out

Kenny chim 4

Original Poster:

1,604 posts

288 months

Saturday 29th April 2006
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IM said:
Yeah, but what we ALL want to know is...how did the date go

Sorry, been offline.
Yeah, date was good...she's an Aerobics teacher
Nothing worse than having your nuts work loose on a first date though!